Mickey Mouse

When you surgically get a third ball attached to your ball sack to look like “Mickey Mouse” and go at it doggy style while laughing like Mickey Mouse.

Dude, just got surgery! Want to “Mickey Mouse”. Later?

by Mickey moose January 6, 2020

Mickey

Mickey is a person of high intelligence and shows great empathy for others. Anyone that has a Mickey in their life are much better off than those that don't. Most Mickey's are beautiful people inside and out and will steal your heart away. A Mickey will never fail you as he would be the one person you could always count on.

My life feels so incomplete, I need a Mickey in my life. Did you hear that guys speech? He articulates like a Mickey.

by brickmn808 January 30, 2020

Mickey

A lil dick nigga who likes to date 14 year olds and vapes and is quite possibly a sex offender

Hey look it’s that ugly ass nigga mickey

by Datniggamike12345678910 January 30, 2020

Mickey D's

A cooler way to say McDonald's.

"Hey man, let's go to Mickey D's later."

by Cheek_Clapper March 22, 2020

Mickey Mouse

Black dude wearing red homemade pampers

Guy 1 Hey you saw that mickey mouse guy over there.
Guy 2 Ya he got nice tights. *laughs

by world girl pbs kids April 15, 2020

Mickey

They love their friends so much that they look past their own issues. Understandable but not ok ! Mickeys need to learn to put themselves forward and KEEP IT THAT WAY ! Your true friends won’t be mad that you’re become the baddest of bitches or ni**as.

Damn Mickey is helping out his friend again ! He’s so nice for that, I hope he’s doing well himself though.. he deserves the world.

by Liquified Swiss Cheese May 3, 2020

Mickey Fit

1. the best fit in the game; a secret fit used to drip out hard

created by @mynamesbernard

Dave: Yo what's that mans wearing? Looks so UGLY!
Jordan: Are you dumb? That's Mickey Fit! The best fit in the game!
Dave: omg i just realised, i am so sorry. Mickey Fit was so drippy it blinded me.

by beekaybegay June 7, 2020