messege

Misspelling of 'message.' Get it right.

messege. INVALID.

by your mother's cat December 31, 2013

Sext messaging

Like phone sex, but with text messaging

"JoJo Puppysnatch's cell bill was outrageous in March of 05 thanks to endless sext messaging sessions."

by Chris94 August 1, 2006

mess about

to cause someone to suffer emotional and mental problems

Drugs can mess you about

by Golan August 23, 2004

away message trick

when you are on Instant Messenger and put your away message on so you choose who you want to talk to so the douches you dont want to talk to wont talk to you

Annoying Kid: Hey
Auto Response from You: I am Away from the Computer.
meanwhile...
Cool Kid: Hey
You: Hey, I'm using the away message trick so I don't have to talk to douches.

by The Kaskie August 16, 2006

away message

A new way of subtly communicating to people, often in the form of song lyrics, quotes, and other things you don't want to say directly to someone else but need to get across.

This girl I knew would always stalk my away messages, so I put one up about being out with my girlfriend so she'd leave me alone.

by Grathol April 12, 2005

iPeen Messaging

Typing a text message on a apple iPhone touch screen using your penis.

iPeen Messaging, handsfree communication at your peen tip.

by Yoyo the king creep, mike4advtr and Gay Gabe January 13, 2008

hot tranny mess

a more colorful way of calling someone a 'hot mess', itself a way of calling someone a mess. The added color of 'tranny' and 'hot' takes the edge off of calling someone directly a 'mess'. It can have a range of connotation, from negative to neutral. Sometimes, ironically, it can be a compliment.
Alone, tranny is used as a greeting among gay men.

Gay#1: Heeey tranny.
Gay#2: HAAAY tranny!
Gay#1: Tranny, you are a hot tranny mess today; what'd you do last night?

by Tunis4Eva March 12, 2008