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matter baby

My brother had a matter baby with his wife
by PussyMasterGuy January 17, 2017
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san mateo

San Mateo is the home of both Eastside Shorview crips and West Madeo Nortez theres a overpass that separates them both Essv is where the Polys live n the school tha we all go/went to is Bayside n our home court Shorview park maynee
But every Gang has there hangout spot n the West madeo Nortez is Central Park the school they usually went to was Abbott or borel sum West Madeoo bloods Tongan too they run H BLOCK but this is only one side of san mateo if u go near hillsdale thas where u find them rich kids Essv school is also aragon
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San mateo
by Daniel ESSV cuhhz May 12, 2019
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matterbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.
I was struggling with matterbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.
by Steven Wylie August 5, 2006
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dark matter

What Applejacks and the butterflies from My Little Pony:Friendship Adventures are made of.
The only reason that the butterflies can catch Fluttershy is because they are made of dark matter,
by luckythiteencadley October 25, 2011
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Black Lives Matter Bitch

Someone who acts like they’re proud to be black but deep within they are extremely insecure about themselves so they take it out on everyone else in the facade of “having pride”
I found her crying in a bathroom at the BLM rally about how ugly she is. She’s a Black Lives Matter Bitch.
by BLM ✊🏿 December 31, 2020
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white lives matter

a hashtag started by dumb hoes who thought they could trend it, but instead it got flooded with fancams by kpop stans
"yall did you see how kpop stans flooded white lives matter with fancams, i respect you bruh"
"i know the power of kpop, you go gurl"
"it is what it is, stan kpop"
"black lives matter and thats on periodT!!"
by jaeguriii June 5, 2020
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dark matter

hey, like , the universe should weigh this much, right, but all the stuff we can see is like only 10% of that weight, yeh, so there must be some other shit we can't see! dark matter!

BULLSHIT

1. how the fuck does any one know how much the universe weighs
2. how the fuck does any one know how much stuff there actually is in the universe

its a theory, not a provable fact 'therefore' any one claming that they 'believe' it to exist is in fact as much of a lunatic as people who live their lives according to 2000 year old religious myths

and another thing the fucking big bang right, yeh ok maybe there is evedence of it im prepared to accept that but WHAT THE FUCK CAUSED IT cos in my experience huge explosions dont just happen at random unless ive had a few too many the night before

too many so called scientific people accept these things as fact without any questions or proof, that is known as faith in my book not science

dark matter? ive shit it
poindexter: dark matter exists
me: prove it
poin: well, i cant but i belive it to be true
me: i believe ur a fukin idiot
poin: very intelligent argument
me: yeh well your mother
by bongojim August 30, 2006
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