Mario kart tour

Such a scam game

Little Timmy: this isn’t online what??
Some gay Nintendo news thing: MARIO IS PAYED FOR
bob: GOD FRICK ITS PAY TO WIN IM PISSED
Jake: Mario kart tour is such a disappointment

by Jdidbeudbduebhopenenehneneneee October 15, 2019

Di Mario

To tell plumbers to fuck off

That plumber was useless, I told hi to get to Di Mario

by Pether Lyons April 19, 2008

mario's egg van

a mobile diesel powered pornography pirate living in the vicinity of a public school and a park, who claims to sell eggs in order to make his cash income legitimate, so he can then buy his mrs a sierra 2.0 estate as a little town car, and sell his sovereign and break his hip falling off a car port

there goes mario's egg van past a creche
safe maz, got any porno or free range

by gurzel wummidge August 23, 2007

mario

A game where there is a plumber call Mario and there is a lot of games about Mario

Do you want to play Super Mario Run with me?!

by KellyTheGamer98 March 11, 2017

Mario

A Guatemalan guy usually in Cali with a big family. Usually can’t speech English correctly and makes fun of Guatemalan kids.

Mario thinks he is the best race of his friends.

by MinecraftGuatemalan June 30, 2017

mario brothers

One fat cunt in red and a skinny dude in green who are plumbers that got caught up in princess peaches shit

Them Mario brothers bee ally did it this time

by OneSmolBoi May 4, 2018

metal mario

the metal motherfucker of mario

fuck you metal mario

by motherfucker2567889 May 8, 2018