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MLP

Major League Pimpin'

- Those that are the best at pulling girlies.
You: "I was at school my dude, this girl started talking to me in class, and offered up her number."

Friend: "That's awesome, you are definitely MLP!"
by antjamram November 2, 2012
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MLIA

MLIA stands for My Life Is Average. It's one of the best websites ever, and they strongly dislike Justin Beiber and strongly love Harry Potter, unicorns and ninjas.
Person 1: Whoa, are you seriously dressed up as a ninja?
Person 2: Yep, MLIA.
by Maddest of the O's May 24, 2011
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mlp

Mindless link propagation; as this definition implies, MLP is the aimless or casual sharing of links to websites.
Anne, bored at work, sent Bob an email full of MLP.
by pwolffe October 10, 2005
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MLG xHoMiCiDe8

An xbox live hacker that was recently banned from halo boosting 35k exp with the former hackers o GoDxLiGHTzz o,SoleWiz, and SoLaR (Brandon).HoMiCiDe Rests in peace now on xbox live with 12 Banned Xbox 360 Consoles and is known as the biggest king ever stepped up on Xbox Live.
MLG xHoMiCiDe8
by Mr Twiggy October 19, 2010
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Mlg pro

the highest form of being
Me: "i am a god since i am mlg pro"
girl: "please fuck me"
by Coolest kid in school May 8, 2018
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M.I.M.L.G.I.T

An acronym meaning "Mother I'd Most Likely Give It To" to replace the extremely over-used,played out and vulgar M.I.L.F

Pronounced Mim-el-get
From the timeless classic "The M.I.M.L.G.I.T Song" written and performed by John Butor and Jerry Hughes

Lyrics:

Verse
It started off at Cedar Point
Where we packed some bowls and rolled some joints
I looked off in the distance and could not believe what id seen
It was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. looking back at me

(Chorus)
She was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)

ohhh she was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)

Verse 2
One year later, I took a trip to China
On a mission to find some sideways vagina
I stepped off the plane and what did i see
but a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. who was winking at me

(Chorus)

I don't care if she's poor, I don't care if she's rich
I only want her to do back flips on my dick
the older the berry the sweeter juice
if you saw that woman you'd feel like i do

(Chorus)
by Richard Fuckingham May 13, 2011
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mlj

under aged person (younger than 18)
- "Wow look at that girl!"
- "Are you crazy? She's mlj!"
by @oko June 24, 2009
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