McDonalds 

A gross fast food restaurant that every American has heard of and has eaten from at least once in their life time. It is probably going to kill us faster than radiation, gobble warming, and/or pollution will.

Guy 1: "Hey bois, wanna get some Mcdonalds?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah. that place is so gud!"
Guy 3: "Eww no..."

McDonalds by @ThisIsAnUmbrella March 11, 2019

McDonalds 

Where do you think the dinosaur flesh went when they went extinct?

“I’m suing McDonalds because I got fat because of them.”

McDonalds by Danny picklesworth May 1, 2019

McDonalds 

The heathist place to eat where the staff consists of under paid teens that are incompetent and can’t take you order untill you repeat it for the 5th time

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McDonalds is _____

McDonalds by maksym1000 July 4, 2019

McDonalds 

The place where if you arrive after 7pm you get a bunch of crack heads and weird ass people. Great for losing all your money!

Guy 1: “Want to go to McDonalds?”
Guy 2: *Checks watch*

Guy 2: “Dude it’s 8pm. Do you want crack?”
Guy 1: “No what the fuck??!”
Guy 2: “Alright we are not going then.”

McDonalds by YourHippoBlasterToy42069 October 17, 2019

Mcdonalds patriot

An American who thinks they are super patriotic because they put the american flag all over everything and yell at their tv screens when people protest during the national anthem. But don't really care about anyone in the country other than themselves.

She is a McDonalds patriot. She will tell at you for "disrespecting the troops" but won't even make eye contact with the homeless veterans because she thinks they all deserve it

He always thanks the veterans for their service and says they deserve our respect. But he always votes for people who cut funding for veterans healthcare

Mcdonalds patriot by Guiltysparklez0343 November 15, 2019

McDonalds 

You can start with a combination of Fried Food and maybe add some Mc in the name. After that you have a choice to get to a McDonalds with a play place or no play place. If you don’t go to a play place McDonalds, well then you aren’t a good person.

McDonalds is yum.

McDonalds by Actor202 December 16, 2019

McDonalds 

Yummy

McDonalds Is Yummy!

McDonalds by Jeff Jackho February 1, 2020