3 definitions by Danny picklesworth

McDonalds

Where they package your hopes and dreams into shitty food and sell them for $2.99

Person #1: I can’t believe McDonalds made me get fat!
Person #2: Yeah, it’s totally alllll their fault.
Person #1: I know! I’ll sue them!

by Danny picklesworth May 1, 2019

McDonalds

Where do you think the dinosaur flesh went when they went extinct?

“I’m suing McDonalds because I got fat because of them.”

by Danny picklesworth May 1, 2019

Gimme Gimme

Skittles stealing bitches.

Jasper: what’s up
Ben: I stole some skittles

Jasper: Gimme Gimme

by Danny picklesworth May 1, 2019