Lubeshart

A boy who poops in his pants and discards of it by masturbating with it

Larry sharted his pants twenty minutes ago and has not let left the restroom since he’s a lubeshart.

by JohnnyDemarco August 2, 2025

Pad lube

A substance one smooths over the surface of a computer touch pad to prevent irritation and chafing, and increases the speed of the finger as it glides over the pad. Especially useful in high humidity or during times of finger fatigue. May allow for faster reaction times and higher scores while gaming.

I know I could have got a higher score if I had just remembered to use my touchpad lube!!

by shelovestosail September 22, 2009

Council Lube

a sentence used to describe lube for those too poor to afford or in a desperate situation and require lubrication. inferring that council estates (of the uk) may be too poor to afford any decent lubrication. coined in the same sense that "council pop" refers to water from a tap.

him - "lets have anal sex"

Her - "but we havent got any lube!"

him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"

him - *spits in hand*

by unclebob1923 January 19, 2010

Chain lube

Lube that will stay on regardless of how many hoe's you stick your dick in.

" Get me my chain lube so that I can ream all of yous!!!"

by Cyclerider March 26, 2010

D-Lube

An innovation from the good people at Dyson technologies that moisturizes with a KY-derivitive mist to remedy excessive drying that may result from D-blading.

I was so dry after d-blading, thank goodness for the D-lube.

by Ligua Frank-a November 16, 2013

Benny Lube

Pre cum containing HIV virus found on male genitalia during hot gay sex.

1. he has Benny lube in and around his mouth.
2. He died due to his strange addiction of Benny Lube.
3. He would never get laid if it wasnt for his handy Benny lube.
4. On the next "How do they make it": Benny Lube narrated by morgan freeman

by Proffesor Dan February 10, 2014

kentucky lube

When you squeeze chicken grease onto your dick and add vinegar.

We couldn't find any Vaseline, so just whipped up some Kentucky lube.

by Kornflak January 27, 2015