business lobster

The single most amazing, dominating basketball team in the western hemisphere.

Trojan Man 1.- I hear we play the business lobsters next game
Trojan Man 2.- Holy ass-caking dick tits, i shit my pants

by The Business Lobster November 22, 2009

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Ghetto Lobster

A Red Lobster in a really Ghetto location with staff and clientele to match.

That location is a seriously Ghetto Lobster.

by Zer0_Divide August 20, 2012

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Lobster Trap

When a man pulls his genitalia through the hole in his boxers to urinate, but fails to unbutton the button. The bell-shape of the penis head then causes it to get stuck, much like a lobster trap.

Person A: Dude put your dick away!
Person B: Sorry man! I didn't realize i had a total Lobster Trap before i turned around!

by Walter900 May 19, 2011

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If an individual has started dating someone with the intent to have a relationship and has intentionally lied, mislead or misrepresented themselves and meets 3 or more of the following requirements.The offender in question is a lobster and the the unaware person has been lobstered.

1. Has no INCOME.
2. Does not have HOUSING.
3. Does not DRIVE.
4. Is not currently/graduated from COLLEGE.
5. Is in 2 or more SEXUAL relationships.
6. DRUG addict.
7. 2 or more BABY daddies/mommas.
8. On PROBATION/FELON.
9. Involved in ILLEGAL activities.
10. An online EXHIBITIONIONIST.

"I've been dating this guy I met online and he was a total LOBSTER. I found out he just got out of prison, has 4 kids, is a pill head, 2 girlfriends, no job and he's not a High School graduate. I can't believe I got LOBSTERED !."

by Anthonio Von Swagger. January 10, 2014

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