lilah

bitch that has orangutang hair and laughs at the weirdest stuff.

"omg look at lilah"
"oh yeah doesn't she have orangutang hair or something"

by rangacat101 June 16, 2019

cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.

Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*

by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008

Lilac

A name for a male prostitute.

Yo that Lilac tho is so sexy, that I think I just turned gay.

I heard his name was Daniel L., wanna pick him up?
Yeah.

by Cultla December 1, 2016

lisa

Lisa is a female who has the body of a goddess. Men are drawn to her amazing looks and her awesome sense of humor. Out of all the females in the world its the Lisa's who rule.
Jason your just like Lisa!

Jason's are Perfect for Lisa's

by dracy basey October 21, 2010

Lisa

bitch

Lisa is a bitch

by yagurlthy January 20, 2018

Lisa

ABSOLUTELY hilarious, a wonderful friend who can cheer you right up even though your about to abort your wives children by using a bat to her stomach, a Lisa will save the children from the abortion from a doom bat, shes a lovely women. You gotta luff her to death :D

Lisa stopped me from killing myself today. :3

by JesusChristItsTommy January 1, 2010

Lisa

A really talented, smart girl who is the biggest perfectionist ever. She's always doing crafty things, and strives to be the best person she can be. She is the best friend you'll have, and she's great in bed.

Example 1.
Aidan: "What's that?"
Christina: "That's the blanket my friend made me."
Aidan: "Lisa?"
Christina: "Yeah, she's the best friend ever!"

Example 2.
Marcus: "I had the best sex last night!"
Stacey: "You totally slept with Lisa"

by teeheeimfunny August 24, 2011