Abraham Lincoln

The only openminded president

Abraham Lincoln loves going to the theater

by Cheese is pretty epic September 26, 2023

Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.

I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.

by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024

Lincoln

Lincoln is the kind of guy to give girls attention for fun and then stop all of a sudden. Lincoln is the type of guy to date a girl older than him to look cooler. Lincoln's have extremely large cocks and he has definitely tried to suck it before

Omg lincoln is so hot

by smbrreau November 22, 2021

Lincoln

I love you

her

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" Lincoln is kinda gay "

by MRsfliPflop October 24, 2022

Lincoln Log

The act of laying across other partners sexually the way you would build cult classic game “Lincoln logs” to get the ultimate stack height to reach peak orgasm. Formations may vary based on party size.

Why’s Corey inviting us to the bedroom at this time?

Dude, he’s trying to Lincoln log, you should join!

by Lincoln Loggerman December 25, 2021

Lincoln

Lincoln is awesome. He is sweet. He is super duper hot. Girls should have a boyfriend called Lincoln. Girls need a boyfriend called Lincoln. Although he is bad at bedwars he is good at other games like skywars. He is good at sport too. He likes AFL and most Lincoln's cheer for the western bulldogs. He is friendly and has lots of friends. Despite the original Lincoln who is writing has autism, he is popular in his high school homeroom. Girls should hang out with Lincoln if you find one.

Girl: OMG hello future boyfriend rowrrrr
Girl 2: No he is mine get away
Girl: No he's mine
Lincoln: come on ladies how 'bout you both come to the movies with me
Both girls: okay

by Definition:Lincoln Coate March 13, 2022

Abraham Lincoln

A statue people hail like a chief while they try and get all the Confederate ones removed. Washington owned slaves and so far nobody has suggested demolishing Washington monument or Mount Rushmore, it would almost seem like terrorism, so what's with the double standard against one kind of statue or monument and not the other?

People treat Abraham Lincoln's statue like the HNIC while they don't respect any symbol of the Confederacy or think it has any right to be there. What's with the double standard, when did one become so good and the other so bad? When the first updated editions of history books were written in 1866?

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021