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1. A homosexual act where one man engages in anal sex with another man and grabs his man boobs so hard that it leaves "claw" marks.
2. A sexual act, where a man has vaginal sex from behind, clutching her breasts so hard that it leaves "claw" marks, and just prior to orgasm, withdraws his penis and inserts it in her anus.
3. Another sexual act, the woman penetrates her man anally with the use of a "strap on", and grasps his man boobs so hard as so to leave marks.
2. A sexual act, where a man has vaginal sex from behind, clutching her breasts so hard that it leaves "claw" marks, and just prior to orgasm, withdraws his penis and inserts it in her anus.
3. Another sexual act, the woman penetrates her man anally with the use of a "strap on", and grasps his man boobs so hard as so to leave marks.
1. Mark's partner Richard was so fond of giving him a Dutch Lobster that he had to wear t-shirts in the summer to cover the scratches.
2. Me: Dude, we were so wasted last night, my girl let me give her a Dutch Lobster
Dude: No way!
Me: Yeah, but she made me pay for it.
Dude:How?
Me: I gotta be the Designated Driver to her friends baby shower next weekend.
3. Girlfriend: I can't believe my man!
Gay Male Friend: What happened?
Girlfriend: He got me wasted and did the old Dutch Lobster on me!
Gay Male Friend: Well... What did you do?
Girlfriend: Got my old strap-on, waited til he fell asleep, and gave him a Dutch Lobster!
Gay Male Friend: Oh girl, next time invite me over for a little Lobster!
2. Me: Dude, we were so wasted last night, my girl let me give her a Dutch Lobster
Dude: No way!
Me: Yeah, but she made me pay for it.
Dude:How?
Me: I gotta be the Designated Driver to her friends baby shower next weekend.
3. Girlfriend: I can't believe my man!
Gay Male Friend: What happened?
Girlfriend: He got me wasted and did the old Dutch Lobster on me!
Gay Male Friend: Well... What did you do?
Girlfriend: Got my old strap-on, waited til he fell asleep, and gave him a Dutch Lobster!
Gay Male Friend: Oh girl, next time invite me over for a little Lobster!
by Tankboy February 14, 2006
Get the Dutch Lobster mug.The dried result of scraping a single-celled green algae off of the shells of lobsters, which is then rolled and smoked or smoked from a pipe. Highly Illegal and prosecuted.
Stoner: Hey you have any of that lobster pot?
Fisherman: Shhh man, you're gonne get me busted for dealing.
Fisherman: Shhh man, you're gonne get me busted for dealing.
by TokenToker December 7, 2009
Get the Lobster Pot mug.When you are doing a chick from behind (standing up) and finish by cumming on her back and then grabbing her by the ponytail and throw her to the ground...like she's a BYU soccer player. You then stand over her gloating as she lies motionless on the ground... chanting "everyone's a Lobo, woof woof woof!
by Rufus Broussard November 10, 2009
Get the Lobo that hoe mug.Term used by American colonists used to mock british soldiers.
Unlike the term lobster, which refers to the british soldiers' bright red uniforms, "lobsterback" refers to the scars on the soldiers' backs. Whipping or flogging was common in the british army, and used for pretty much any diciplinary problems. Almost all Bristish troops had scars from numerous lashings.
Unlike the term lobster, which refers to the british soldiers' bright red uniforms, "lobsterback" refers to the scars on the soldiers' backs. Whipping or flogging was common in the british army, and used for pretty much any diciplinary problems. Almost all Bristish troops had scars from numerous lashings.
by SirGangstalot January 21, 2006
Get the lobsterback mug.Not to be confused with Lobster. Lobstor is an omnipresent being that will take over the world as it's supreme overlord. Lobstor is equipped with a fully automatic vasectomiser which is part of the plan to rule the world. All hail LOBSTOR.
"ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF LOBSTOR!!!!"
"Lobstor will vasectomise all"
"Present your balls to Lobstor"
"Lobstor will vasectomise all"
"Present your balls to Lobstor"
by Chris/Dean April 2, 2008
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