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Lady H

H, hoss, horse, heroin, chasing the dragon, dancing with Mr. Brownstone, shit, smack, junk.
I got a date with Lady H tonight.
by Eberhart December 7, 2004
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lady gaga

The process of unexplainably losing all of your musical talent.
Josh: Welcome back Mike! Ready to record another song?

Mike: I'm sorry, Josh...I've just Lady GaGa'd...

Josh: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
by mrmctommy July 6, 2009
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Lady Leather

An old Norwegian Fairy Tale about an elder woman who's skin is so blistered from the sun that her skin has been turned to leather. Hence the name "Lady Leather"

According to this old Norwegian legend, Lady Leather enjoyed to suck the souls of teenagers. Mostly the ones nearest adulthood. She exposed herself to the children, and burned their eyes out, so it would be easier to suck out their souls. It is said that she also stole their talents, and will to live.
That evil woman sure is a Lady Leather.

My teacher is such a Lady Leather! UGH!
by jerkeyeaters May 6, 2009
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lady of convenience

A woman that is taken to events, paraded around as a girlfriend, and screwed when the male needs it. She is convenient until something better comes along and the male is not committed. She is similar to a escort.
*John- Hey, is that your new woman? She's do-able!

Mike- Yeah, my folks really like her and she's tons of fun. Let's see what Carolyn is doing.
John-Damn! When your done with your lady of Convenience , I want a turn. I need a chick to show off do the guys don't know I'm hitting on their women. Plus, my parents are really in my case about picking just one steady woman.

Mike- I have an office party at the end of the month I forgot to tell her about. I hope she goes. Are you going? Carolyn just got promoted and her boyfriend dumped her. She could use the support. Hey! Carolyn!
by Dakotah Sky February 8, 2015
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Female lady

Drake: look at that girl
Josh: yeah that's my female lady
by xXxFiRE WiNDxXx February 24, 2015
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Russian Lady

A nickname for funny and amusing girls
man, she's so funny, she must be a russian lady
by lady mamun December 11, 2016
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cat lady

An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat.

Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food

- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be
The reason I know so much about them is because I plan to be a cat lady when I grow up.
by EESHA4U December 11, 2017
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