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hard knock life

Dr. Evils rap song from the movie 'Goldmember'.
Repeated throughout song in background:
"It's a hard knock life for us.
It's a hard knock life for us.
'Steada treated, we get tricked.
'Steada kisses, we get kicked.
It's a hard knock life."

The Rap:
"I didn't know how to be, no crib on MTV. God only knows. Got my mini-me in the GP, see how it goes. Evil's all that I see, you ask me my name?
D to the Rizzo, E to the Vizzo, I to the Lizzo. I'm a crazy Mother******,
y'all knew that. Austin caught me in the first act, it's all backwards, what's with that? So I'll make a prophesy from the dogs to the mini-me.
Gimme an escalay to two-way bling-bling on eBay. Domino, M***********.
Yeah. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Uh-huh. It's for all my homies in Brouge. Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh. Ah, crystal, mymoto, a couple 'o bee-hotches, why not?
I gotta bust-a-move, drop-in bust-a-groove, feelin' fine.
Got an evil crew, Goldmember too, lick my nine. 'Till the I'll *** on my ********* brains out ***** I'll call and spooge in your ****. That's all, foshizzlemynizzle, y'all.
by person yo-yo March 6, 2005
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knock her boots

When you want to have sex with a girl very badly.
Yo Jeff
Yea Craig
You know Maria, right?
Yea, why?
I wanna knock her boots man
by The_One1 March 11, 2017
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Knock on Computer Screen

1.) A saying/action you bring up when something is almost done loading on your old-as-time-itself computer and you don't want anything to screw up.

2.) A substitute for knock on wood when no real wood is around, especially when posting a message online or using an instant messenger.
by BraceDecade June 18, 2009
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let me knock

To fuck. To have sex. To do Intercourse. To Procreate.
Let me knock ma so you can hand yo man this L.
by Dmanfig July 27, 2016
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hard knock life

From the film Annie............. Basically it's shit being ginger and walking that scrotey dog. But in reality in 2012 - it's even worse thinking back to the bald headed fucker that adopted me & my dog! Dog = vets , myself = rape counsellor!
Cost me £80 fucking quid to sort my dog out and my bums still well sore - its a hard knock life!
by Annie the bloke with sore gary September 9, 2012
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Hard Knock Rock

Hard Knock Rock is a Luke Slater track from the album 'Wireless'
Hard Knock Rock is a fucken winner when it drops...
by Mark Walker October 22, 2007
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Knocked it up a notch

When someone lists reasons why they hate you, then change the running order. For example, move reason #3 to reason #1.
Bender: So it's settled! Elzar will teach me to cook.
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!
by Lugs-o October 19, 2004
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