China Kink

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.

Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence

by PastaRolls July 30, 2019

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ginger kink

when you like gingers…wtf is wrong with you.

“what do you mean you like his ginger hair? you must have a ginger kink fr”

by schneewittchen March 19, 2023

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Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

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I’m in Kinks

I’m in kinks is another way of saying I’m in tears, from laughing too hard at something, or laughing uncontrollably, commonly used in the north of England

I’m in kinks at that video you sent me last night

by Insectboyler October 21, 2021

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whiteboy kink

When people (men and women) of other ethnicities fetishize white men typically for their differenent skin color in a sexual way, making the sex a little bit spicier and kinkier compared to doing it of someone your own race

You see Lexi over there she's bored and growing out of her skin I think she has whiteboy kink because all I see is her tryna pipe them white boys

by wallaced January 4, 2022

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