Kevin is a dark guy. He loves to hide in a dark corner and stare at people. If you approach a Kevin, you will get the cold shoulder, unless he knows you well. If a Kevin knows you he will be incredibly loyal and always stand with you, unless you betray his trust. Usually Kevin is athletic and smart. Kevin is never popular.
by Namelessfreak June 25, 2018
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by Treefrog210 April 18, 2017
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by CRYSJOY June 13, 2017
Get the Kevin mug.A being that exists everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Kevins tend to vary from being extremely fuckboy-ish to being the spazziest little shit you've ever known. A well balanced Kevin can be a very friendly guy with pretty decent looks, he also will always be there to help you out whenever you need it or if you just simply want someone to hang out with. Kevins also tend to have to be asked how they're feeling, otherwise they won't spill until they burst into sadness for a while. Treat your Kevin well.
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"What about other Kevin?"
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"What about other Kevin?"
"Now HE'S super hot."
by Rank #1 Kevin November 17, 2017
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An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic if you ask him a dumb question. He do anything to help family members and close friends. He knows how to fight but he don't say anything about it.
An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic if you ask him a dumb question. He do anything to help family members and close friends. He knows how to fight but he don't say anything about it.
by Cosculluela23 August 9, 2017
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