waffle jump

Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words

It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.

Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.

Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?

Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription

by paleandmale May 25, 2014

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Rump-Jump

Invented by a group of South Florida teenagers on a summer afternoon. Rump jumping is to get completely naked and jump from a structure such as a bridge into a body of water. The higher the jump or the busier the bridge, the better. Often done in the pursuit of Instagram likes or simply a good time with friends.

Sarah: "Theres no way you'd rump-jump off 17th street Causeway into the canal..."
Matt: "Anything for a good laugh and some Instagram likes, grab the camera and lets go"

by killemandgrillem69 November 14, 2013

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Jersey Jump

When you make a left turn at a light as soon as it turns green, jumping the cars coming the other direction.

I'm in a hurry, gonna go for the jersey jump.

by o_.._o August 20, 2015

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jumping to conclusions

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions when no one else is in the group facetime

they think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

by gordo the dog July 9, 2019

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