waffle jump

Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words

It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.

Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?

Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
by paleandmale May 25, 2014
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Scoob Jump

A Scoob Jump occurs whenever someone yells “Hey Scoob, Do Scoob Jump” toward Scoobs. He is then obligated to perform a pencil dive like jump in the air, no matter the circumstances.
Hey Scoob, Do Scoob Jump”
by Cheese172636 May 11, 2021
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Rockin’ Jump

A Rockin’ Jump is when a woman jumps of a trampoline in an attempt to land in a way in which their anus land square onto a male’s penis
Dude Samantha landed a sick rockin’ jump on Jerry 16 feet off the ground!
by ima big fella September 26, 2021
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Jumping volley

A volley in which includes someone saying jumping volley while jumping and kicking the ball in the air with a karate kick
Óran scored the winning goal at the bbq cup by performing a jumping volley
by Jumping volley master August 12, 2021
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Badonka jump

Hey paul i was skating by the new park and came across a rad badonka jump. Lets hit that shit
by Pcreight July 08, 2013
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The jumping jesse

The act of jumping on a pogo stick nude while shitting.
Great...."The jumping Jesse" left stains on the rug.
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Casket jumping

When your fucking a dead body before it goes into the ground and jumping out at the last minute.
Dude did you see Sebastian go casket jumping last weak. Lucky basterd
by ROB56456 May 31, 2020
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