jumping to conclusions

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions when no one else is in the group facetime

they think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

by gordo the dog July 9, 2019

Jump the Kangaroo

A man sending a picture of his genitals to another person.

"Hey Brandon, jump the kangaroo and send your girl a dick pic."

by TheEldestDragon December 30, 2022

Everything Jumps

Some shit Walters came up with in PROBY school

My friend came down and asked how’s the party. I replied “ Everything Jumps”

by DeeSoSmooth August 25, 2023

Spirited Jump

When I large man who cannot complete a full jumping jack because his arms do not reach, does a jumping jack to the best of his ability and then finishes it with jazz hands.

Did you guys just see John Candy do that spirited jump?

by Chinchillaaa December 29, 2009

Ski jumping

Ski jumping is a sport where you ride down a straight slope called "inrun" and then jump up at the end of the inrun and shape your skis like a V. Then try to land with a telemark when you approach the bottom of the hill, with your skis and feet apart from eachother. If you don't do that properly, you're gonna crash! The sport can also be practiced during summer, with a plastic-covered hill that is watered down.

I tried ski jumping yesterday, it went terribly wrong, i crashed. But I'll swear I'm not going to crash next time!

by SprengeMobil November 30, 2021

Jersey Jump

When you make a left turn at a light as soon as it turns green, jumping the cars coming the other direction.

I'm in a hurry, gonna go for the jersey jump.

by o_.._o August 20, 2015

Lucky Jump

The way a young mexican claims he can dunk a basketball. AKA a big fuckin liar.

Isaiah: Chantz through me an alley oop and I got a Lucky Jump and then I dunked it.
Me: Well go touch rim.
Isaiah: Naw bro I can't

by CJDCJD March 30, 2011