spider jacking

Masterbating with one leg jacked up on a wall..

My wife wouldnt give none guess its spider jacking time!!!!

by Diustinswife December 22, 2016

Jimmy joking

You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny

*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss

by dickheadan May 6, 2018

Flap’jacking

Someone that talks smack, over dramatizes and instigates

They are always flap’jacking everything

by dizybits May 30, 2018

Meter Jacking

Meter jacking is when someone leaves a parking spot before the parking meter runs out so you park there until it expires

David: If you want Polito's we gotta park down the street
Henry: Bro just see if we can start meter jacking out front. It'll only take a couple minutes

by Yung Lazlo June 29, 2018

High-Jacking

Jacking off in an Airplane

Slavery is like High-Jacking, Everyone does it but it's frowned upon

by Big b0ye 248 July 31, 2018

Multi-Jacking

The art of masturbating whilst multi-tasking.

THIS SHIT IS INTERRUPTING MY WACK OFF BEFORE WORK TIME FUCK

Friend WACK OFF AND DRIVE TO WORK ITS CALL MULTI-JACKING

by aardvarkcum September 5, 2018

Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times

Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods

by ShimPee December 3, 2019