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Jewish shotgun

When you insert coins into your erect penis, and then proceed to pinch the end shut while attempting to piss. Eventually, once enough pressure builds, you release your fingers, and the coins, as well as your piss fly out of the urethra.
A homeless man asked if I had any spare change, so I preceded to shoot him with my jewish shotgun.
by Minecraftplayer4000 August 6, 2021
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jewish

the wrong religion
loves money
normally hated
oh my fucking god he's so jewish, he took my wallet to buy pokemon cards
by on god frfr March 27, 2023
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Jewish Juicer

The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.
*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
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jewish blumpkin

A jewish person giving a male head while he's taking a shit
Ariel, my friend wants a jewish blumpkin!
by 870 boys November 21, 2013
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Jewish Navy

The large horde of recreational boaters from the city that completely overtake rural lakes up north on weekends and holidays.
Common summer weekend sight on lakes in Northern IL and Southern WI such as the Fox Chain O Lakes, Powers Lake, Lake Delavan, and Lake Geneva.
Did you catch the Jewish Navy out on the Fox Chain this weekend? They kept ignoring the no wake signs and ripped over my trout lines.
by 92749(84026253) September 1, 2024
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The Jewish Rafiel

When A Jewish Priest has intimate relations with a unwilling child, preferably Christian boy, in a back closet of a church, after a three hour seminar.
" Mamma, Father Raul made me do the Jewish Rafiel dis' mornin'. "
by Jackie && Shelly September 4, 2008
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