Jewish rap around

You pay a Jewish woman to give a hand job in a minivan while she recites prayers from the Tanakh.

Guy 1: What you do last night?
Guy 2: I did a Jewish rap around.
Guy 1: Nice.

by DIENUM January 28, 2024

Jewish Binte Zainal on Urban Dictionary

Jewish Binte Zainal on Urban Dictionary

Jewish Binte Zainal on Urban Dictionary

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

Hot Jewish

When a man recites the Torah while giving a female a facial.

Joseph gave Sarah a Hot Jewish during Passover.

by Man dude guy May 3, 2023

Jewish Wet Dream

What every Jew loves to see, a blonde girl and a black man couple. Not because they hate blonde goys and like to see their daughters sexually degraded or anything... they're just concerned about civil rights or true love or something like that.

Guess who's coming to dinner goyim...A dirty nigger to fuck your daughter! That's my Jewish Wet Dream revenge fantasy

by Callivan January 18, 2023

Jewish Mormons

a Jewish family with 4 or more kids

The Goldberg’s are Jewish Mormons.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

Jewish Communities

It's still no better than anything Kanye said about "Jewish media platforms" and you're defending one of them and not the other.

Hym "So, Kanye West saying Jewish media is doing X, Y, Z, and all ties need to be cut but Elon says Jewish Communities (Which is LESS specific and Kanye had a list of media outlets he was explicitly speaking about) and you immediately run defense for that fat retarded shlong of his. BLATANT hypocrisy. Possibly a little racism. I don't see the difference."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2023

jewish shot glass

Where you use someones foreskin pull it up and use it as a shot glass

Johny did 5 jewish shot glasses what a legend

by Mr avocado man December 5, 2023