Jewish cumblaster

When two hairy Jewish men get together and one of them performs anal sex on the other, spluges in the gaping anal cavity, licks the nut out and spits it in the other jews face.

Dude, last night I gave jason a Jewish cumblaster.

by Jizzstain1234 May 11, 2018

small jewish child

is small and jewish
they are jewish and are in existence to make fun of

person A "small jewish child"
Person B -dies of funny-

by THe one man called jo jo simp March 9, 2021

Jewish sneeze

When your bitch, sneezes during sex and your dick gets stuck in her vagina

Friend: how was last night

Timmy: yeh it was good but my bitch did a jewish sneeze

by DaddyLoves 8===D November 17, 2019

Jewish hotpocket

When a Jew pisses in a vagina filled with shit (Alabama hotpocket) and proceeds to fuck her.

Ow man he performed a Jewish hotpocket on you, how rad!

by Amused Pinguin March 3, 2017

Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)

“Learn Jewish magic for free, online!!”

by urmomgay694206942069696969420 May 16, 2025

Jewish Blowy

When you pay a Hasidic Jew to give you oral sex behind a bakery while reciting prayers from the Tanakh.

GUY 1- "Yo just got a Jewish Blowy yesterday"
GUY 2- "Noice"

by DIENUM April 13, 2024

If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists

You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!

Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024