Jack Barakat

The adorable guitarist for All Time Low that's been my favorite for three years. He also called me pretty.

Me: Hi Jack!
Jack Barakat: Hi! *hugs*
Me: Okay...*laughes*
Jack: You're really pretty when you laugh.

Me: Uh..?
Jack: BYE! *runs into the port o potty*

by Jemy May 31, 2009

Jack Move

To steal something from someone.

I pulled a jack move on his ass.

by M3rmaidprncs March 10, 2005

Cracker Jack Box

A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.

Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)

(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)

by Nigel An'srid December 17, 2016

jack bauer power hour

College-going fans have developed a drinking game in which you have to down one shot for every time Jack Bauer says "Damn it," which is the show's "Fuck" and "Shit" substitute.

"During one episode, by the end of the show there had to be fourteen 'Damn its.' I could just see all those college kids going, "Oh Fuck!" and "What a great jack bauer power hour..."

-Kiefer Sutherland, Rolling Stone >> April 20, 2006

by maria luisa May 11, 2006

Jack Bauer

1) noun. Leader of the Counter-Terrorist Unit's Field Operations. Guaranteed to have at least one atrocious day a year.

2) verb. the act of performing an act of heroic immensity.

1) I'm Jack Bauer. I'll kill you from 200 yards away with a sniper rifle, eat lunch and enjoy myself while doing so.

2) "Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass."

by skeezpimp March 1, 2005

lumber jack

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.

He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

flapper jack

The act of jumping up and down and making your ball sack slap against yourself.

"I remeber in like 6th grade Wilcox did a flapper jack!"

by Brandaminator February 1, 2007