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jump sticks

Cocaine packaged in sherbet straws to disguise it for smuggling.
"Hey, I got a few jump sticks in past security- you in?"
by scribeofpnakotis January 28, 2018
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couch jump

The physical act of jumping between two or more couches. Often accompanied by singing.
Chris was couch jumping today, he has that couch-jump fever.
by Chris Langner March 4, 2009
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Jumped the couch

See also
jump the couch, or jumping the couch

Bizarre behaviour or statement(s) of a formerly beloved celebrity recognized as the exact moment when the world realizes this person has lost touch with reality and their popularity plummets.

Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour when he tried unsuccessfully to convince the world of his mutual , non-transactional, hetero love for Katie Holmes.

See also "Jumping the Shark" as the original idiom, which was coined in 1985 by Jon Hein in response to a 1977 episode from the fifth season of the American sitcom Happy Days, in which Fonzie (Henry Winkler) jumps over a shark while on water-skis. The phrase is pejorative and is used to argue that a creative outlet or work appears to be making a misguided attempt at generating new attention or publicity for something that is perceived once to have been widely popular, but is no longer.

See also Matthew
McConaughey's Oscars acceptance speech at the 2014 academy Awards.

Update: See Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards.
Oof Will Smith really jumped the couch last night with that shit he pulled at the Oscars.
by Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy March 28, 2022
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e-jump

To harass over the internet. Most commonly in a threatening manner.
Dude if you don't get out of this forum I'm gonna e-jump you.
by Tom4000 October 1, 2007
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Jump math

Math usually for retards or people "slow" at learning. Kids that do jump math always get bullied by there esl teacher that makes less than 20k a year
Wow Kevin dose jump math he's probably a retard
by Kevinfjdjdjf December 6, 2017
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banana jump

a silly silly ability where a checkers piece jumps in an odd angle.
by blakeiris January 8, 2012
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Roast jumping

When you roast someone and some other person tries to join in out of nowhere.
Joe ( to random person): boy... What are those

Roast jumper: Yah dude, what are those

Joe: I can't believe you are roast jumping me!
by Onisioniscuckish June 22, 2016
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