gen jam

Generic jam band music; typically garden variety rock bands that cater to the hippie crowd, generally adhering to a long format, jam session style of music. Merging modern rock, jazz, funk, afrobeat, and many other genres, gen jam is a diluted style of music and many bands often sound similar - it may be difficult for a "square" listener to differentiate between bands. Examples would include: Phish, moe., Umphrey's McGee, O.A.R., Dave Matthews Band, The String Cheese Incident, and Widespread Panic.

Stoner 1: "Hey man, are you going to Moe tonight at the Orpheum?"

Stoner 2: "Nah, man. Gen jam is hardly worth fifty bucks at the door. I'm headed to Chicago to catch The New Deal tonight anyway."

Stoner 1: "Chill."

by stupid_hippy_al_is_a_poser March 26, 2011

Tragic Jam

When your pathway through a crowded bar or club is blocked by an obscene amount of ugly guys/girls. Or if the whole damn bar is full of uglies and you just can't maneuver for shit.

I couldn't find you at the bar last night. I got stuck in a tragic jam.

by fourtwentyplus May 19, 2008

jellyfish jam

A song so good that jellyfish will party with a yellow square dude FOR 12 HOURS

Person A: 'Man, last night was amazing'
Person B: 'Did they play the Jellyfish Jam?'
Person A: 'Yeah dude'

by IsThisHandleTaken? May 15, 2018

Strawberry Jam

A vagina which seems to be pink and yummy.

Friend1: She had the perfect strawberry jam I've ever tasted!
Friend2: Sheeesh! I'd like to taste that too.

by Fındıkus May 26, 2021

hop out the jam

Leaving a location or situation, usually quickly.

"This place is shady af, I'm 'bout to hop out the jam."

"I can't deal with your nonsense. I will hop right out the jam."

by heyrilo September 14, 2015

Off my jam sandwich

When you're utterly munted

(Mate 1) I was off my jam sandwich last night

(Mate 2) Yeah you were silly fucking hell get away from me

by Jam sandwich November 26, 2018

the jam

A British three peice mod revival band from the 70's and 80's.

The Jams most famous song is probably A Town Called Malice.

by Urban Dictionary September 26, 2005