jade egg

Jade eggs are a tool a woman uses to strengthen her pelvic floor muscle by doing keigel exercises.

I bought me a jade egg cuz my dude cock is huge n I want my pussy to stay tight n not b all loose n blown out

by VICTORY CREMESAXON May 25, 2017

Jade Penis

'Jade Penis' is a common autocorrect fuck-up when attempting to say 'jalapenos' For example: 'What toppings did you have on your pizza, hun?' 'Oh, pepperoni, capsicum and Jade Penis' o_O

I lurve Jade Penis on my pizza - om nom nom.

by Kurtis McStrange October 31, 2017

jade gould

the best person in my world (:

aww jade gould is so nice

by ilovethiswrld January 20, 2011

Jade Vine

a creeper, one who creeps around places he/she shouldn't be.

Danny: My girlfriend's ex-boyfriend is pissing me off, he acting like a jade vine.
Jenn: Oh jeez, I know what you mean!

by Adolf Oliver Nippler September 6, 2009

jade award

An award given to the sloppiest person at the party. The awarded must then wear the award (typically a jade ring) until the finish of the next party amongst that set of peers.
Term originated in Loma Rica, Ca

"Did you see Angel last night?"
"Yeah he threw up everywhere and got the Jade Award!"

by WTH1214 December 2, 2013

jade and damian

powerful couple that can make jealous the whole world. both are very kind, sweet and sexy as fuck. they're soul mates and fix each other in a perfect way. jade loves damian with all her heart and also damian loves jade with all his heart. they're gold. pure. genuine. they can make you smile in one second. there's also chemistry and feeling between them. damian loves in particularly jade's smile, legs, eyes booty and jade loves damian's hair, arms, eyes and abs. in free time they love to cuddle and kiss. if you find a couple with this two name, never let them go!

jade and damian look perfect together

by imgoingcrazy February 24, 2018

Jade Mullan

Jade Mullan is like most girls...a hure. She will steal your man and possibly your girl too. If Jade Mullan is near make sure to hide your partner she will take even if she already had 10 of them.

That girl Jade Mullan is a real hure.

by Outbeefinpeepsxxx July 26, 2019