Jades Theory

“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )
“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”
by uswhenwemet June 12, 2022
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Tequila Jade

A version of drunk Jade characterized by an increase in energy, sass, and inebriation. Can only be created through intoxication via tequila.
Whoa slow down, you're going to go full Tequila Jade if your not careful.
by SassySalmon93 June 27, 2020
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Jade Mountain

A real place, but it's also a mountain in Wings of Fire (WoF) that has been made into a school by the Dragonets of Destiny (DoD.) It has five different winglets, which are the groups of dragons that go to the different classes. These winglets include one of each of the seven tribes of Pyrrhia. In Darkstalkers time, it used to be the second tallest, but an earthquake shortened the tallest mountain, making Jade Mountain the tallest.
Dragon 1: What's the tallest mountain in Pyrrhia?
Dragon 2: It's Jade Mountain. Maybe you should go to the school there, I heard it's good.
Dragon 1: Ok.
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jade and damian

powerful couple that can make jealous the whole world. both are very kind, sweet and sexy as fuck. they're soul mates and fix each other in a perfect way. jade loves damian with all her heart and also damian loves jade with all his heart. they're gold. pure. genuine. they can make you smile in one second. there's also chemistry and feeling between them. damian loves in particularly jade's smile, legs, eyes booty and jade loves damian's hair, arms, eyes and abs. in free time they love to cuddle and kiss. if you find a couple with this two name, never let them go!
jade and damian look perfect together
by imgoingcrazy February 23, 2018
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jade buford

SEXIEST RACECAR DRIVER OF ALL TIME.
Man look at Jade Buford he’s so hot, I bet all the men, women and non binary people want him.
by Icytaxi June 07, 2021
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Javier and Jade

Two very wonderful people who obviously are meant for each other based on their wonderful-ness. A madly in love couple.
Wow that couple is so happy, they MUST be Javier and Jade
by thegeorgeguru September 13, 2009
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Jade Monkey

The holy matramony of cheep beer (colt 45, OE) and Lime-ade.

Rio only had limeade, so Alex had to fix himself a jade monkey instead of a brass monkey
by Enorelbot September 13, 2007
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