Iron Shower

When someone has an extremely bloody nose, especially one that is profusely bleeding with seemingly no end, and they sneeze, showering anything and everything in the blast cone with usually iron-rich blood.

Johnny gave us an Iron Shower at the soccer game last weekend when he caught a cleat to the face and then the pollen that was kicked up triggered an allergic reaction. It was like a bottle of Heinz Ketchup exploded all over the place.

by The-Italian-Stallion October 21, 2022

iron road

Synonym for railways, call so because tracks used to be made from irons

Trains run on iron roads

Iron roads are fun

Iron roads aren’t always made from iron

by I ❤️ baguette 🥖 September 12, 2021

Wimbling Iron

Any tool which is not a hammer (such as a large spanner), which is used as a hammer. Often deployed in inaccessible places, e.g. when working underneath a car, in the absence of a hammer. Almost the opposite of the Manchester screwdriver

The nut was so tight that it wouldn't undo, so I hit the wrench with a wimbling iron and that loosened it.

by phild January 14, 2013

iron man

One of the greatest heavy metal songs of all time by Black Sabbath about a guy who trips on too much acid and kills tons of people

i am iron man

dun dun dun dun dun nau nau nau dun dun dun dun

has he lost his mind can he see or is he blind etc.

by THE NEXT IOMI May 30, 2006

Iron Horse

The sexual act consisting of 2 men naked, a cup full of shit, and a large dildo. One man shits into a cup while the other man gets into doggy-style position. The man who has now shat in the cup sits on the other man's back, riding him like a horse while holding the cup full of shit over the other man's mouth and nose. The man on top also fucks the bottom guy in the ass with the large dildo, completing the "Iron Horse" This is an example of a dusty poo fetish, and can also be seen at gay orgy's.

Guy 1: Man after you gave me that iron horse I will be blowing shit out of my nose for weeks!

Guy 2: Not to mention your ass will be sore as hell!

by sam-be-da-man September 15, 2010

Blood and Iron

The terrible, terribly exciting taste of an ecstasy tablet. (MDMA)

Cecilia dry-swallowed the rolls and grimaced at the taste of blood and iron.

by Lucy W March 26, 2007

Ironic chef

A person who cooks food that is not meant to be eaten.

I am using the term "ironic chef" in a sentence which does nothing to elucidate its meaning.

by ... January 21, 2005