turn that poop into wine

To make the best of a bad situation. Similar to life giving you lemons. Except in shittier circumstances.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Mark failing that exam?

Person 2: Yeah he said he went to talk to his professor, and the professor pointed out what he did wrong and helped to understand his mistakes

Person 1: Yeah Mark he really can turn that poop into wine.

by themodernlinguist January 26, 2020

A man has fallen into the river in lego city

HEY

A man has fallen into the river in lego city start the new rescue helicopter

by tonyt4 February 25, 2020

A Man Has Fallen into The River In LEGO City

Build the new rescue helicopter, HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the Stretcher, And make the rescue. The new emergency collection from LEGO CIty

A Man Has Fallen Into The River In LEGO City, Build the new rescue helicopter, HEY!

by hunterthebird February 27, 2020

two men walk into a bar

The start of another boring, bland, and overused joke.

Two men walk into a bar. Nothing else proceeds to happen.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021

defect into east Germany

(v.) To change one's loyalties to communism and being an aggressive gymnastics teacher.

Taken from some episode of the simpsons. Example is too short.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

falling into a manhole

the act of falling into a manhole is when your having random sex doggy style and when you look down there is a gigantic black gaping void where not even light can escape.

becker guide to measuring manholes:

1. pencil tip
2. pinkey sized
3. D battery
4. you blow into it and i whistles
5. fist
6. head
7. can be used as a sleeping bag

dont go falling into a manhole now!

by killjoy420haha June 3, 2011

a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City

When a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City, it means somebody has trauma or PTSD of drowning.
Mostly used it people by the river

Guy 1: i have memories of a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City, its horrible man.
Guy 2: oh my....thats bad...
Guy 1: i cant get over it.

by RealRack February 8, 2020