Freedom act

When a Male ejaculates on partners face punches them in the nose and chokes them turning thier face blue.

I gave my girl the freedom act last night.

by Beastdaddy69 February 1, 2019

The Act Right

Noun: A gun, most commonly a semiautomatic handgun.

Synonyms: Chopper, Iron, Gat, Strap.

Available in calibers from .17HMR - .50AE

Most typically, choice in caliber directly corresponds to amount of compensation for penis size. (See also: Micropenis)

The Act Right: A gun.

People start running their mouth and talking wreckless, but once I jerk that pistol and get ready to do work they all the sudden wanna act right.

by ItsNotCalledFreebreeze January 21, 2019

Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy

Literally Donald Trump.

A: So how is President Trump doing?
B: Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy.
A:Ohhhhhhhh

by XdXd123 February 4, 2017

Act Up October

The month where you get to act up on women or sexy motherfuckers.

Tom: Bro, It's Act Up October and Stacy is making me fucking act up.
John: Yeah, she making act up too.

by HoodedWhiteCrewmate October 8, 2020

Official Act

A magical incantation granting someone total immunity from all consequences and accountability under the law.

"Hush money? What hush money. That was an official act."

by Stradigos July 1, 2024

Toilet act

The act of defecation. To pass solid waste. Dropping the kids off at the pool. Splashdown. Giving birth to a live eel. Reverse sodomy.

The intruder performed a vile toilet act upon the Secretary's Chair and Cushion before leaving the scene of the crime.

by The Boston Sausage Strangler August 14, 2019

Acting like a Cat

1:your a furry
3: you live in a box

2: your a negative a-hole who is never positive

Someone acting like a cat- meow
Someone acting like a cat - I don't manipulate

by Idonlylikefurries April 22, 2023