Red Italian

A cocktail drink containing equal-parts vodka, limoncello and Chef Boyardee Pizza Sauce.

Fuck your white russian! I'm ordering a red italian!

by The Logical Fallacy May 4, 2018

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Italian Applesauce

It's where one person vomits into a cup, then spreads it evenly over their partner's private region, and ends it with a classic Italian chef's kiss.

"So last night Jessica took me back to her place, and she let me do the Italian Applesauce on her."

"Bro, that's so sick!

by VestricTamer May 27, 2023

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Italian Conception

An old Italian wise man once said, conceiving a child on a full moon, whilst also wearing only one sock on your left foot, will guarantee the birth of a boy.

James: Hey Joe how did you get so lucky to have another boy.
Joe: check out this sock brother! The Italian Conception
James: …. Classic

by Official Flav February 15, 2023

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italian torlillas

This word is a great way to explain a very geourgous dick. you say it as a compliment to men.

Ex :

me : Damn U have such a italian torlillas!
him : thaks ur wap is also great!

by wapppppppp yummy February 15, 2023

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Italian jackhammer

Participating in sexual intercourse with a man who is missing his legs while he is on top. Similar to the design of a gorilla tag character. This is fairly uncommon because most men have legs.

Since bob lost his legs, him and Veronica have been Italian jackhammering daily afterwards.

by Bongothebrute April 18, 2023

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When you and your boss are in a sub/dom relationship, but the roles are reversed and the boss lets you “get one back”, usually involving unprecedented and potentially pain-inducing access to the genital region of the boss. The air exhaled by the boss when they realize it is a mistake is referred to as an Italian sniff.

When I imagine an Italian sniff, I think of Lukaku on his back using Conte's shaven beansack as a punching bag.

by ChelskiBad4Bidness December 11, 2020

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