The Idiot Kick is a phase in a relationship that happens three to six months in. The term first coined by Kevin Smith (Silent Bob) in Chasing Amy refers to what you'd be to actually leave someone at this point. The Idiot Kick as it stands is the time in a relationship when you begin feeling trapped subconscious or up front---It usually is subconscious and the point in a relationship where any small action your significant other does which is cute or you can put up with ends up driving you off the wall, it will haunt your every thought, and maybe your dreams. Any time you see the exit sign you'll want more than anything to just bolt like a convict escaping jail.
Although mainly evident in guys, The Idiot Kick does happen to women. The effect of The Idiot Kick is always the demise of a perfectly good, functioning relationship which will cause a person to regret ever doing that but it will always be too late. If a relationship can survive the Idiot Kick it will most likely survive past marriage. The Idiot Kick grows in a person's mind like a cancer, and can/will consume every part of them until they do something they regret. If a person were to put up with it long enough it would end in a grand catharsis, but most of the time the relationship ends before The Idiot Kick.
Although mainly evident in guys, The Idiot Kick does happen to women. The effect of The Idiot Kick is always the demise of a perfectly good, functioning relationship which will cause a person to regret ever doing that but it will always be too late. If a relationship can survive the Idiot Kick it will most likely survive past marriage. The Idiot Kick grows in a person's mind like a cancer, and can/will consume every part of them until they do something they regret. If a person were to put up with it long enough it would end in a grand catharsis, but most of the time the relationship ends before The Idiot Kick.
An example of The Idiot Kick is:
Your ex: "Well ok, so that was ex number one. Lets move on, see the next guy was..."
In your head you're thinking "well we all have several relationships, it's all cool."
Three months The Idiot Kick you thinks "JEEZ, She's such a little slut! That skank's probably cheating on me, little Brat!" and while at work all you can think about is her spreading her legs for another guy, and it gets to the point where you can hear the legs on the bed you imagine she had back then squeaking as they rock back on forth. The next time she mentions any other guy you yell some profanity at her and break up with her for no real reason.
Your ex: "Well ok, so that was ex number one. Lets move on, see the next guy was..."
In your head you're thinking "well we all have several relationships, it's all cool."
Three months The Idiot Kick you thinks "JEEZ, She's such a little slut! That skank's probably cheating on me, little Brat!" and while at work all you can think about is her spreading her legs for another guy, and it gets to the point where you can hear the legs on the bed you imagine she had back then squeaking as they rock back on forth. The next time she mentions any other guy you yell some profanity at her and break up with her for no real reason.
by JohnsonThePerson May 25, 2013
Get the The Idiot Kickmug. The type of person that has book smarts yet lacks basic knowledge or common sense. A smart idiot is the type of person to ace a math test but not know how a can opener works, or the type of person to know the entire periodic table but pushes a pull door
A: hey it's C
B: did he just try to push a pull door?
A: yeah...
B: doesn't he have straight As?
A: yeah...
B: what a smart idiot
B: did he just try to push a pull door?
A: yeah...
B: doesn't he have straight As?
A: yeah...
B: what a smart idiot
by Person12350 April 22, 2022
Get the smart idiotmug. 
Phrase or term used by Japps Frogers god "Napoleon Dynamite".
The only being who is higher than japps frogers.
The only being who is higher than japps frogers.
by JAPPS FROGERS (aka jade and jen) December 10, 2007
Get the Fricken Idiot!mug. Someone who think the Coronavirus won't happen to them and spend time outside increasing the likelihood of them contracting the virus.
Person 1: How did Alex get Coronavirus?
Person 2: He didn't take it seriously and got himself sick by treating the virus as if it's some sort of joke. He's something I call a Corona-idiot
Person 2: He didn't take it seriously and got himself sick by treating the virus as if it's some sort of joke. He's something I call a Corona-idiot
by Beware The Hashi April 1, 2020
Get the Corona-idiotmug. Dylan is an idiot he drinks period blood and eats after birth and he is religious to Walmart Jesus Dylan is an idiot he's a fat hoe
by Yo dylans gay September 11, 2020
Get the Dylan is an idiotmug. A person who is known for being wrong about everything that is worth having an opinion about.
If you have a plan you want to follow you should ask their opinion about the plan. If they hate it, then you should probably go ahead and implement the plan. If they love it, then you need to go back to the drawing board as your plan will have deficiencies that you haven't been able to see, but the Known Idiot will have detected and loved.
If you have a plan you want to follow you should ask their opinion about the plan. If they hate it, then you should probably go ahead and implement the plan. If they love it, then you need to go back to the drawing board as your plan will have deficiencies that you haven't been able to see, but the Known Idiot will have detected and loved.
Programmer 1: John is our known idiot, can you ask him what he thinks of your software design before implementing it?
Programmer 2: I asked him already - he thought it was a great idea....so I'll throw that design away and start again, it's obviously full of bugs.
Programmer 2: I asked him already - he thought it was a great idea....so I'll throw that design away and start again, it's obviously full of bugs.
by Danack September 8, 2013
Get the Known Idiotmug.