your what hurts?

When someone is ranting about something that you don’t have the time to pay attention to, you reply “your what hurts?”. very effective in shutting the person up

person: did you hear about that conflict in french guiana?

person 2: your what hurts?

person: nevermind

by valleylog July 15, 2022

Brother hurt and can’t practice

Your gonna be good bro! Don’t be sad. You’ll be out there kicking butt in no time.

My brother hurt and can’t practice

by Uollllll December 9, 2021

My Back Hurts

A way for an overachiever can convey that their teammates arelacking the quality or quantity required; insufficient for a purpose of adding value to the team.

"Bro, you got a 40K/D!!! But we barely scrapped by that game."
"I had 1.2 K/D"
"Ahhhh, my back hurts?"

by Getbacker January 30, 2025

Squirt and hurt

When a female is squrirts all over and it hits u In the eyes it burns and hurts. Hence the name squirt and hurt.

Joe and Trish had a little squirt and hurt incident last night while doing the nasty

by Jersey Nick June 9, 2021

Hurted

the act of being hurt (use only if you don't know proper english)

person 1 :"my heart hurted i aint like it"
person 2 :"hurted is not english"

by noturbabexoxo September 6, 2019

Butt hurt

The state of feeling irritated, possibly a little mad, distantly angry or sensitive towards someone who has pissed you off and has made you crawl into a shell distant from them. Feeling butt hurt is typically over something minor, and sometimes the person who made you feel this way may not even know it. Feeling butt hurt is common especially when feeling pissed off by someone, or a group of someone's that have done something, or have implied something that hurts or offends you..

Don't take it to the cheeks bro, grow and dick and quit being so butt hurt !

by exploding air plane 6969 September 8, 2017

Hurt men

To deliberately inflict or cause any form of emotional distress to any and every male who deserves it. Such acts may include lying, cheating, fucking with his FIFA account etc.

The best revenge is to hurt men even when they don't deserve it.

by Le'ronza January 24, 2021