Hanging wedgie

When the back of ur underwear is yanked up and hooked on to a high up place like a coat hook.

One time at my house i was watchin tv wen my brother gave me a massive wedgie. It hurt like hell. I was screaming but then he put duct tape over my mouth. He took me into the front yard with the wedgie still in and gave me a hangin wedgie of the tree in our yard. This was wen i still wore tighty whiteys. My tighty whiteys wudnt rip so i hung there for hours at a time. The branch was really high up so my underwear stretched really far. My brother kept feedin me and givin me water so i pissed and crapped myself loads. All the neighbors saw but didnt do anyting. 10 minutes before my mom and dad came home from vacation he let me down. My underwear was so dirty and wet. My bro sed hes gonna do even worse everytime they go away. Since then ive gotten an atomic wedgie for six days, a messy wedgie for three days, another hanging wedgie but this 1 was worse coz it was in our front yard but for three weeks and once he gave me a different wedgie in the same underwear for 2 weeks. One time he made me but a pair of tighty whiteys in the biggest size they had and gave me a hanging wedgie in it.

by sore ass james March 17, 2009

Hunting for WMD's

An excuse for not doing what was nessessary.

"John why the hell are these orders still on your desk? What are you doing in here Huntin' for WMD's??"

"So sorry I'm late ladies, the trains were a mess, you'd think the motorman was Hunting for WMD's or something"

by Platinum Pistolz June 15, 2004

Hanging Roast

another term for a womens pussy lips, that tend to hang a little bit further then most.

Dougy was amazed when he saw her huge Hanging Roast pushing out the side of her panties.

by Pornstar September 6, 2005

hanging harison

a particular way in which one's ball sack hangs and/or sways in the wind.

yesterday at the beach i had a major hanging harison.

also known as hovering harlod, hangin harry, and hooking henry

by purple panda May 2, 2008

Hanging beef Curtains

Big Fat Floppy pussy lips that hang down when you are licking a birds pussy.

I met a bird the other night and she was really dirty. I couldnt wait to get a taste of her frazzle bag but when I got her knickers off she had hanging beef curtains, her pussy lips were huge and hung down to her knees!!!

by Bigted1970 January 6, 2012

hanging snakes

When you fuck around or do things half assedly

"John, stop hanging snakes. You haven't done a single thing all day"

by Azaz3l September 27, 2014

Hanging with Uncle Frank

Reference to male masturbation. Refusing to participate in any activities other than staying home and wanking off for hours to internet porn.

Hey braaaaaahhh let’s head out later and hit the bars. No thanks. I’m home tonight hanging with uncle frank. You fuckin wanker.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019