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knockin' on heaven's door

(v). When, whilst having sexual intercourse with a women or performing the act of cunnilingus, one manually inserts one or multiple fingers into the anus, some going so far as to probe deep within the rectum, to engage in “anal play” in hopes of discovering whether the female currently being explored would be interested in later engaging in anal intercourse.
Jim, "I saw that fly honey your took home last night. What a booty! You throw your salami into the dark depths of her chocolate factory?"

Mosephus, "Shit, white-nigger, she never gave me the chance. I threw two fingers up there but it turns out that I was just knockin' on heaven's door."
by Das Juden December 6, 2006
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Alias' Heaven Staff

Alias' Heaven Staff, the definition of people who were paranoid of their server's reporters and would do immediate ban if a person is related to the server reporters.
"Hey i heard Alias' Heaven Staff is worse than the Alias' Heaven itself."
by UPSIDEDOWNT December 3, 2020
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heavens to betsy

the act of bringing the heavens to some chick named betsy
Would someone please bring the heavens to betsy , she's bored.
by kcornwell April 2, 2009
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heavena

Like hella, derived from the term hell. But heavena is derived from the word heaven.
Smithy: "Yo man! That fish tank is heavena cool!"

Tom: "Wow, I wish I had some heavena awesome moves like that guy."
by fshnoeyes22 March 26, 2009
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Heaven's Angel

When you are pooping, and you think you are done, and you wipe. But then you realize that you have one last dingleberry clinging on for dear life, and you sit back down releasing said dingleberry. It falls on the floating toilet paper, and appears to be looking over the rest of your shit. Thus this little angel of a nugget is on cloud 9 watching over the rest of your shit. Thus the heaven's angel.
I totally just made a heaven's angel just now.
by Scooby Wattadoo March 12, 2011
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Happy Heavenly Birthday

What pity-seeking, depressed, and usually obese people post on social media to notify their “friends” that it would have been their dead relative’s birthday. Realistically, these are made to seek likes, because that is the equivalent to having friends in today’s sad, sad society. These posts also are designed to trigger the automatic response of their “friends” to comment the typical “so sorry for your loss” and similar “happy birthday to your dead relative”.
Happy heavenly birthday great great grandma, you would have been 168 today :(

“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”

SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 April 4, 2023
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heavenli

Heavenli

She is the most caring and loving girl you will ever meet she loves everything and anyone

She loves her nanny and sisters she loves her animals and friends she is very smart and set out to become a dr

Did I mention she loves her big sister Tiffany 😜
Heavenli is so hot
Did you meet the new girl at school her name is heavenli
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