having a warren

cocking up a simple task in an amusing manner

Liz was having a Warren when she put her shoes on the wrong feet and tripped over in a slapstick fashion.

by Welly May 25, 2017

having a curry

Eating food of an Asian origin usually a korma, tikka or a masala

oi Dave fancy having a curry you fat prick

by The cheese grator June 12, 2017

Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.

Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Person #1: Oh god

by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017

Having your shit together

Being a G

Having your shit together -

"dudes got his shit together "

by Kahnroye December 7, 2017

Having A Matich

A phrase to describe any feeling , good or bad

Does something terrible

Person: yo bro are you Having A Matich

Does something heroic

Person: yo bro are you Having A Matich

by Hoover Stoonfoord May 31, 2018

having salt in your blood

Once you get the salt in your blood you have a desire to go out on the ocean. Being on land gets boring after a while. It doesn’t take long to get salt in your blood. The lifestyle, the adventure, it is nothing that can compare to it.

He was experiencing what the maritime community refers to as “having salt in your blood.”

by Translator2000 September 16, 2018

Having the hojos

Hangover jollies - a state of mind where you’re suffering a tremendous hangover but inexplicably can’t stop laughing.

Leo: I’m having the hojos today.

Jeff: Samesies. Think we’re making people uncomfortable with our laughter?

by Jinxed Bayous August 3, 2018