Gift of gab

the "gift of gab" is the ability supposedly given to one who kisses the Blarney Stone in Ireland. This is the ability to talk others into doing what you want.

In Tommy Boy, Chris Farley seeks to find the gift of gab his father had as a salesman. This gift of gab is illustrated by David Spades comment that Farley's father could sell a "ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves."

by The Nuts Box Founders April 15, 2006

re-gift

To keep a collection of gifts you have received in order to send or gift them to someone else.

Mommy, it's my friend Jonny's birthday next week.
That's great honey, go to the re-gift closet and pick something out.

by LocoPingvin January 23, 2007

Griffboner

An erection that is caused by playing too much griffball on either Halo 3 or Halo Reach. Usually happens while doing very well.

Last night i got such a raging Griffboner after i got that Killimanjaro on Griffball Evolved

by XxThECreEDonxX January 23, 2011

griffin

fake cowboy 🤠 yee yee!!

only griffin’s wear fake cowboy boots 😃

by funtimesarefun March 13, 2019

Watching Andy Griffin

to masterbate. (Used by Martin Lawerence in "You So Crazy" when there was nothing on T.V. to watch except Andy Griffin. It describes the tendenacy of a male, who, when alone, will always reach his hands down his pants and play with himself.)

Phone rings
Martin: "Hello"
Friend: "Wassup dog! Whatcha doin'?"
Martin: "Nothing.....just sitting here..... watching andy griffin."

by Tre-Dog September 1, 2006

God's Gift to Men

God’s gift to men would be their penis. Egotistical men often believe all women want their penis, that they can please any woman or man with their penis, and that their penis is the best. Their penis can impregnate a woman so therefor it must be magical which is why men can rarely ever stop playing with their penis for it gives them great pleasure with a few strokes of the wrist.

Men love their penis so much that without thinking they must share it with people on dating sites or via text messaging. If wrong then the term “dick pic” wouldn’t exist.

She thinks she's God's gift to men, but she's wrong because she wasn't born with a dong. She had to buy hers.

He thinks he's God's gift to men and will give or get it in the end.

by Sagealicious September 11, 2016

grafting

when a girl rubs a guy's penis with her underarms

Guy 1: dude my girlfriend was grafting me last night
Guy 2: did it feel good?
Guy 1: hell yeah! she was wearing a special deodorant.

by bono123 September 25, 2010