Greg

Greg is Danny Gonzalez's fanbase on YouTube. To be truly Greg, all you have to do is subscribe to Danny and turn on his notifications. Greg is the fastest growing army on YouTube (don't look that up). Danny's channel is the first channel to 100 million subscribers then lose them in the same day.

Subscribe to be truly Greg.

by Itsssz.aubrey June 24, 2019

Greg

A Greg is when you are completely useless at everything you do, when you are a Greg you are a master of deception, a Greg is a captain of uselessness. When you are having a day when you feel like a Greg you blag your way out of everything, you huff and puff and blow your own ego. you get others to do your work and claim all the glory, once you have mastered this that when you are a true Greg. until you are a master you are not a Greg, Greg is the rank given to the best at sailing under the radar and getting away with doing nothing, hence Greg is also captain useless.

i dont feel like working today so im just going to do a Greg
i dont shit today so im just going to Greg

by I name December 18, 2019

The Greg Commandments

1. We shall not betray Greg.

2. We shall spread the word of Gregatorius and follow in his word
3. We shall not sin against Greggy and we will be condemned if so
4. We must bow to our lord every time we encounter the God and our savior.
5. Treat your neighbor like how you would treat Greg
6. You shall not lie, replace, or steal from our grand master
7. You shall not curse or degrade our Greg or punishment such as murder, spanking, and words Greg wouldn’t want to hear would be done and said
8. Be obedient to Greg
9. If Greg chooses to marry and date anyone but his followers, respect his choice but behind his back cry all your tears out, don’t let our God see us vulnerable, we must be strong

10. If his fellow lads stare or degrade us, don’t be afraid to do it back

We must follow the Greg Commandments in order to succeed.

by imgay,reallygay September 5, 2021

graigslisting

The act of going to graigslist and browsing through categories of ads, hoping your life will get better and that someone would buy your old remote control car so you can pay for gas for next week.

Tom: "Hey, guess what? I gotta job interview..."
Mike: "What did they do? Go to the kegs for sale ad under games+toys category?"
Tom: Um, Yeah, How'd you know?
Mike: Because we're waiting for that chick who's picture you showed me when you were GRAIGSLISTING earlier.

by anonymustard March 16, 2008

Greg-zema

A rare skin condition where the body has a uncontrolled allergic reaction to clothing of any type. Victims of this strange disease are forced to wear the bare minimum; usually resorting to mere speedos.

Also see Taylor Lautner Syndrome

Due to his greg-zema, Greg was forced to run through the library with only a speedo on

by thewinningsheen May 30, 2011

Greg

The biggest faggot and queer. He has no friends. lives a terrible life. everybody hates him. BIG DOUCHECANOE

Greg is the biggest homosexual ever.

by sdfghnjmk, June 1, 2018

Going to greggs

Smashing pasty repetitively until your penis is worn out

"Would you smash her pasty?"
"Yeah, I'd go to greggs on that for sure!"

Guy on phone "I can't talk now buddy, i'm going to greggs on this tasty ass bitch"

by Megaross March 26, 2010