Grade 8 drunk

The act of being so drunk you think your cool shit, but you can't remember who you were with, what you were drinking, or where you ended up like back in grade 8. Usually occurs in late teens, early 20's.

Guy 1 "You were so drunk last night!"
Guy 2 "I don't remember a thing."
Guy 1 "Haha, yea you were like grade 8 drunk."

by baltic2009 September 25, 2011

Gracelin

Gummy shark stealer. Beautiful. Kind (most of the time). Slightly evil( just slightly). Crazy but I’m the good way. And not as graceful as her name leads you to believe. Even though you stole my sharks I’ll forgive you.

Yo Gracelin I told you to stay away from my sharks.

by IveAcceptedThatImShort December 3, 2018

penis grade

Penis Grade is what you rate a guy's penis. You can rate it by length or circumference.

Wow, that guy's penis grade is probably a 7

by anonymous996669 February 25, 2015

gravel rash

Gravel rash is a term used in the gay community, to describe their first anal sex experience, as often the sphincter is very tight, and may produce a rash on the tip and shaft of the erect penis.

Trent: "Man, my first anal sex with a guy gave me the biggest gravel rash on my fucken knob aye! Luckily with time, the wounds have healed and so has my gay sex life!"

by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006

Gracelynn

A shy when you meet her girl, but if you gain her all time trust, she will be the most annoying person you know. Usually loves music, Especially punk and country. She loves to sing even though she pretty much sucks. She doesn't believe people when they compliment her and she's very insecure. She will become sad over nothing.

Tabby: Who is that shy girl over there writing poetry?
Carrie: Oh, that's Gracelynn
Tabby: She's kind of weird
Carrie: She's VERY weird

by Codybislynn January 22, 2014

Gravel Shark

Medium to large piece(s) of sharp rock protruding through the surface of a gravel road. When viewed, look somewhat similar to seeing a shark's fin moving through the surface of water.

I hit a Gravel shark while driving and had to go and get my flat tire fixed at the tire shop.

by redsky_304 June 7, 2009

Grade Tease

Similar to a cock tease, a grade tease is a teacher or lecturer (usually female) who appears to gain satisfaction and enjoyment in withholding the results of finished assignments until the last possible moment.

The grade tease will spend the day parading around the classroom or lecture theatre, informing students that she has their marks but not actually handing them out. After informing students that she has the marks, she then spends her time thinking of several menial and degrading educational tasks for her students, before finally handing out the marks.

The tease appears to get some sick satisfaction from the pain and stress that he/she is inflicting and throughout the course of the day asks questions such as 'how do you think you have done'? or makes statements such as 'some of you havent done as well as I expected'.

Teacher: So class I have your marked assignments here, but first I think we should read this case study on the Arabian Sand Industry

Student: That teacher is such a fucking grade tease, I dont even give a shit about this case study.

(The next few hours are then spent reading pointless case studies / texts whilst crapping your pants about the result of your assignment, resulting in a totally unproductive lecture or seminar)

by Northern1 April 6, 2011