Goober

A person who is very sloppy. You can see them wearing torn clothing that doesn't match with stains all over them, messy hair, doesn't brush their teeth, has their shoes on the wrong feet, etc. Clumsy. A slob.

Rachel is such a Goober!

by NIIIIIICOLE December 6, 2006

goober

That ain't a real mans cock because it's too small...it's just a goober sized dick you fool.

mayaaan! Yous got a lil' Goober

by Cuntry July 6, 2007

goob

1. to have sexual relations with; fuck

"I heard that she and Dre goobed in the Mcdonalds parking lot"

by 1111 August 22, 2006

Goofy Goober

Goofy Goober - A goofy goober is someone who is retarded to the point that they don’t know what a simp is.

Sam Burke is a Goofy Goober honestly 🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️

by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020

Goober

referring to me, Gagan Singh an extremely well game player.

Omg, i am teh 1337 b/c i saw goober!!11!!

by Gagan Singh April 25, 2005

goober

silly awkward fat person

Bert sure does look like a goober when he tries to freestyle

by alison August 28, 2003

goober

A racial slur for african americans, otherwise known as niggers.

That goober raped my wife.

by Ottoo15 June 10, 2011