brazilian field goal

When someone sits on the toilet to take a shit and then has someone else sit on their lap and shit between your legs.

Beck asked if Joe would give him a Brazilian field goal and shit between his legs.

by Jake Beck November 19, 2016

golden field goal

The act of urinating into a toilet from the standard standing position while another consenting person simultaneously urinates or defecates into the same toilet in the standard sitting position.

I got a little bit of pee on her leg while I was attempting a golden field goal.

by Three points November 25, 2016

Feeding the Goalkeeper

When a football player shoots the ball straight at the goalkeeper, it is known as feeding the goalkeeper

“Stop feeding the goalkeeper, he’s not hungry!”

“The keeper’s just eaten!”

by Big D 25 January 17, 2018

nigger with a gold tooth

A classy cocktail in the form of a shot. It combines the aromatic liqueurs jagermiester mixed halfies with the sweet nectar known as goldschlager.

Hey barkeep, slide me a Nigger with a Gold Tooth. Keep them coming until I'm passed out.

by J_Duece May 11, 2018

Zachary Gary Goldberg

The smallest pen in the world belongs to thin very boy, he likes men and pinches little boys

person 1: Zachary Gary Goldberg stop pinching

Zachary Gary Goldberg: no I like men
person 1: small
Zachary Gary Goldberg:.... *crys*

by Pootoshj May 2, 2022

Liquid Gold

Known as crude oil for how expensive it has gotten and how much of war country's put out for it.

Opec control's most of the liquid gold.

by juukbox April 5, 2011

Goldbag

A Hartford Heroin Wax Paper Bindle with ink stamp. Thus, being all Goldbagged out. One who aquires and uses the goldbag is thus referred to as a Goldbagger. The term originated when JT. was rolling a joint of primo cannabis sativa with black tar heroin being rolled into the cigarette. He handed it over for ignition and brilliantly stated "It's like that Goldbag shit you used to do." The term has transformed and been used synonymously with intoxication. The Goldbag Hour is referred to as a nod, quick passout, or powenap. Goldbaggers are typically hippie bikers. The Goldbaggers Union is International, Local One EHGBA.

Goldbag it up!-Lets get fucked up.
I am all Goldbagged out! - I am inebriated.
She is Goldbagged out- The bitch is unconscious.
You Goldbagger! One who is foggy eyed and fried.
Goldbagger-A successful Mercenary Stagehand, when the money is gone-so are we!!!

by Goldbagger January 18, 2010