German Teaparty

A large group sexual activity, in which one unlucky female is the victim of vigorous, rough, sweaty double penetration; which usually ends in a facial.
John: Yo man you see that German Teaparty video?
Frank: Yeah bro, that was awesome! she took all 4 loads in the mouth!
by JoePescimofo July 10, 2009
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german kissing

Using a lot of tongue and rubbing a teddy bear
Hey aimee, i heard that guy last night was german kissing you with his favorite teddy bear
"ya dez, it was insane."
by aimee chan June 23, 2008
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German Breakfast

the man fills the womans vagina with cum,then they both eat cereal out of it.
"me and the wife had a good old fashioned German Breakfast."
by big peen joe June 12, 2013
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german bitch

The act of fucking a girl from behind, then killing her with your elbows.
"How did you mom die?"
"Someone killed her by givin her a German Bitch
by Yo madre essay November 26, 2006
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German Clergy

Shoving your entire face in someones ass cheeks.
I just gave her a German Clergy
by Doctor Dirty May 01, 2009
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Nazi German

Guy 1: "Hey look at that Nazi his hair is so blonde and he's so tall"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a Nazi German"
by fakies8 February 01, 2009
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German Handshake

Quite similar to The ever popular "shocker", the german handshake offers not two in the pink and one in the stink, but one in the pink and four in the stink. This form of greeting people was banned and later outlawed in germany shortly after the end of world war 2, and looked upon as a taboo greeting, used only by dirty minded old german men in cheesy pornography.
"Guten Tag Fräulein!" insert four fingers into stink, one thumb into pink and shake hand rapidly to make the German Handshake
by Mr. Shivles April 13, 2009
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