Garbage Floater

A food that has barely been eaten and sitting on the top of a garbage. This is perfectly ok to eat as long as no one catch you. In "Seinfeld" George Castanza is seen eating a garbage floater by his girlfriends mom

Dude #1: I just had a soft pretzel i found in the garbage.

Dude #2: Gross man! that's disgusting.

Dude #1: Calm down it was a Garbage Floater.

Dude #2: Oh ok that's alright.

by Jay Rip March 31, 2009

garbageous

So terrible, beyond bad that it can only be described as garbage-like.

Terrible, useless, unfathomably bad, ridiculously horrible, sickeningly awful

The maple syrup, anchovie, fecal matter pizza was extremely garbageous.

Shaday's personality in combination with her garbageous looks made her completely unappealing to everyone she met.

by dermasterfriend April 6, 2009

Garbabe

Trash one finds on the street outside one's home or apartment that is better than what is in one's apartment or home. Makes you wonder if you've got a neighbor eager to burn cash.

The garbabe on my block blows me away - I found a desk chair someone trashed that's better than the one in my office! I'd pay at least a hundred for it at the Salvation Army Store.

by mbdwriter August 5, 2009

Garbageness

Something that is completely shit.

Just listened to Kim Kardashian's new song and it is full of garbageness

by CDix1 March 18, 2011

Garbarrage

A pointless and unwelcome stream of words; a load of crap; an annoying rant, unbearably irritating

Her boyfriend had been texting her garbarrage all day about what had gone on last night and she wasn't reading them anymore.

by sparearow June 18, 2011

Garbage Poop

To be completly terrible at something, to not excel in any form. It may refer to someones skill at a certain subject, action, sport, or game. However it is often used to describe someones total lack of skill at games such as Madden 12, call of duty, or possibly mario cart. This phrase is also comparable to Ass Milk and Trash Sauce.

Example 1.

Robert: Dude, your getting your ass kicked.

Brad: Its because Tim Tebow is a shit quarterback you ass hole.

Robert: Dont make excuses man, your just Garbage Poop.

by I Chink Im Cool November 28, 2011

garbardine

The act of having intercourse in a bush.

Juliana prefers garbardine over regular sex.

by FarWest February 7, 2014