Surprise Gary

A Surprise Gary is a move performed during sex when a guy pulls out to try and cum on a girl, but awkwardly fires in a wayward direction while making a creepy face. This typically happens too early, and leaves the girl unsatisfied and disinterested in a second encounter.

"Man, I feel like such a Creeper because I gave Jill a Surprise Gary last week. I keep texting her, but she won't text me back."

Surprise Gary by Creeper McGee October 4, 2013

consumable head gear 

A rule made in the game of quaters, carried out by placing an empty beer box on your head when its your turn to drink.

Put the fucking consumable head gear befor you drink pussy.

consumable head gear by Tim25 August 24, 2005

flip a gear 

To become completely enraged, fly off the handle, go postal, etc.

If I find out my girlfriend is cheating on me I'm going to flip a gear.

flip a gear by Mickey O'Neil February 18, 2007

Going for a Gary 

Being at work and having to take at least 7 bowel movements each shift. It may be because your lazy or you actually have to shit 7 times per day .

Q. Hey simon where are you off to again ??

Just going for a Gary.

Going for a Gary by Rumble 101 February 10, 2019

richard gear 

A clothing line for small rodents, not unlike miniature Tommy gear

Did you see that gerbil's new richard gear? It be da bomb

richard gear by playa hater February 24, 2004

gary 

Oprah Winfrey's asshole. First used in South Park's episode 144 "A Million Little Fibers". Gary feels neglected because of a lack of attention from Oprah. Gary's best friend is Oprah's minge and wants nothing more than to see Paris. Gary speaks with an English accent.

Poor gary has been puking nothing but rice crackers ever since Oprah has been on a diet.

gary by Huskey Balls August 29, 2008

Drop Gear 

To take a massive shit

I'm going to drop gear after I eat this huge ass burrito.

Drop Gear by bmwese December 15, 2010