Slappy Granny

A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani

That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises

by Carlos de la Cerda February 3, 2024

whiteass granny

bílá bába

look at that whiteass granny

by Scampire April 8, 2023

Granny Blunt

When you take your grannys cremated ashes and roll it into a blunt to smoke it.

Yo dawg i just rolled a granny blunt, shits boutta get WICKED.

by ONLYSMOKEGRANNYBLUNTS April 14, 2023

Granny nigger digger

A nigger digger that loves digging out ur bootyhole at yo grandmas crib

Nigga1: Ay nigga pull up to my grandmas crib tonight
Nigga 2: Ight bet

(Proceeds to eat out that black ass)
Nigga1: Yo nigga keep yo niggie babies in yo booty hole
Nigga2: Baby ur such a granny nigger digger

by BiggeNiggeII November 21, 2023

batok granny

a person that is a nonce. He does not cooperate in school projects

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by obobkaba November 22, 2023

Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.

"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"

by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023

B-RAD the granny pounder

Its more complex than you might think. Hes natural and skilled at it. Born with it. He pounds, nests, humps the honey and last but not least, he hides the salami. You can think of him as to "pork your lover". Ladies keep your grannys away for b-RADS!!! they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!!

B-RAD the granny pounder are extremely horny and sexual. They get sexually aroused around grannys

by GRANNY MUFFER December 4, 2023