Grandma

Verb. To grandma another person is to jab them on their side right below the ribs, while saying GRANDMA. The goal of a grandma is to demean the person receiving it and make them feel uncomfortable.

Yo Steve, you're so brown. Get out of the country.
GRANDMA! (performs the Grandma)
AHH YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

by JBender October 1, 2007

grandma vag

The vag of a grandma; an EXTREMELY loose vagina; an insult for stupid people

"Your grandma vag is fun to eat"
"Damn, she's got one Hell of a grandma vag!"
"What the Hell? Quit being such a grandma vag!"

by JockCoke April 18, 2008

grandma

a woman who knits a lot, and wears cardingans every day.

grandma jewlery is a must. and they must know how to sew.

often picked on by others for being such a grandma.

usually grandmas are amandas.

grandmas love to make seductive and sexy faces.

grandmas usually have no friends.

omg that grandma is such a loser and she has no friends.

look at that grandma.

by poopie1223445559999 January 5, 2011

Grandmas pie

The saggyest most disgusting vetran vagina that has seen the cum of a thousand days

Every day after school grandmas would be serving grandmas pie to the neighbors

by Jordan December 12, 2003

Going to see Grandma

Going to see Grandma. Verse. Saying. Is slang for saying "banging a hot chick" or simply Sex.

Lance: "I love going to see Grandma... I love it so much I sometimes see her 2 or 3 times a week!"

by Kozbot January 20, 2009

polish's grandma

a really hot grandma that you have fucked all day every day and she has the stain on her face

Man, I love fucking Polish's Grandma

by lolstain August 3, 2010

grandma metal

i type of music where old grandmas sing and dance to their old song but heavier

ToolGoddess listens to grandma metal

by ToolGod July 9, 2003