In the future...

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In the future...

Men will walk naked backwards down the street while sodomizing their cat!

Coincidentally the cat will be his lawfully wedded wife!

by Future's so bright I gotta wear shades! March 17, 2005

future stock

Is a girl that is essentially jailbait(15-17) now, but when she turns 18 would be very sought after for sex or as a girlfriend.

Hilary Duff, the olsen twins and lindsay lohan were all future stock before they turned 18.

by Justin 83 August 23, 2006

futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.

Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!

by uglysinglesclub December 15, 2008

Future Trippin

When your significant other is tripping about events that are either a) hypothetical or b) occuring in the future or c) will never occur.

I.E. "Yea, it was crazy, dude. That girl was future trippin!"

by Dj Ruiner October 15, 2011

Futon Torpedo

massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon

He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..

by sneederbee November 29, 2011

futurespeak

1. The real version of the future slang portrayed in the movie "Idiocracy".

2. A mix of shortened words, words specified by only their first letter, and idioms taken from youtube, particularly, Bernard "Pretty" Purdie, "Dog won't listen", and "Leprechaun in Alabama". Future speak is a highly emotional, concise, and context based language.

1. I'm gun splaaain to ya... how ya do that futch spee na!
(I'm going to teach you about futurespeak)

2. Son, I like that gooood sound.
(I highly approve of whatever you just said or did)

3. Eeeeeeee...
(Hi)

by wild_boar August 6, 2012

Future Plan

A word used by people when ending a relationship. The meaning is that the person ending the relationship has established some set ideas about their eventual status and future and that their current partner isn't going to fit into this plan. This is also used as a scape goat term for ending a relationship.

'I'm sorry, but you're just not part of my future plan'.

by Point Break May 23, 2014