filthy tuba

Despite plenty of public ridicule towards the notion of "clown college," it is a fairly sophisticated establishment, full of ancient traditions and practices not known to the common man. An aspiring clown is only allowed to graduate once they complete the sacred ritual known as a filthy tuba. The jovial neophyte will begin by offering up a sacrifice to the old gods, Kid Villain and John Kickjazz of the Insane Clown Posse. Then they will remove the sacrifice's intestine and tie off one end. After blowing the guts up like a balloon, the soon-to-be graduate must tie it into a balloon animal. The sacrifice alone will earn a bachelor's in clownography. In order to acquire a master's degree, the balloon must be tied into a tuba-like shape, and it must be used to perform Beethoven's 3rd Symphony in its entirety.

Johnny: Hey, how are finals going?
Chuckles: I've just got one more: the filthy tuba.
Johnny: Oh, sick. Do you need any help studying?
Chuckles: Sure, let's practice!

by Jiggity-Joe April 27, 2017

Filthy Pilgrim

During sex, after ejaculation. The man continues pumping until the semen is churned into butter.

Hey babe, what do you say after Thanksgiving dinner I'll make you a Filthy Pilgrim.

by The Magnificent Gary October 9, 2017

filthy Maria

Similar to a dirty Sanchez. Insert your fingers into your menstruating partner then give her a mustache or goatee.

That nasty bitch wanted to give me and her Filthy Maria's. I didn't want to ruin my dirty Sanchez though

by Giant alien phallus December 8, 2017

filthy memer

All the people who wanted Ridley and Waluigi in Smash Bros Ultimate.

Eat shit, you filthy memers! He's never getting in!

by anon-91095 June 17, 2018

filthtastic

Fantastic in a beautifully filthy way

He came on her panties and left them filthtastic

by Morbabe June 24, 2018

Filthy Pogo Stick

A sexual position involving a man on his back while having a man or woman ride him reverse cowgirl. While doing so the man or woman is grabbing the bottom mans scrotum and holding it as if they were riding a pogo stick

Leons nutsack is sore as hell after letting that dude give him a filthy pogo stick all night

by fatmaverick24 July 16, 2018

filthter

That diabolically-frustrating Web-content-blocker employed by libraries and schools/universities which violates your freedom of speech and often suffers from "false positives" --- i.e., invalidly prevents your being able to view non-offensive material merely because of a look-alike keyword or other innocent "gremlin" that the blocking-software mistakes for "adult" content.

Stud #1: This great Azlea video takes too long to load on just my dial-up connection; I think I'll take my laptop to the public library and use their high-speed WiFi connection to view it.
Stud #2: Sorry, Pal, but that won't work --- that connection has a filthter on it to prevent library patrons from viewing "juicy" material.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018