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Fred

A combination of nails on chalkboard, ADD, lack of testosterone, and AIDs.

It's like a train wreck, so horrible you just can't look away.

That feeling you get when step on a nail.

The most horrible thing in the E-Universe, it well even possibly cause the real universe to expload.

In islamic the word "Fred" is equal to "Infedel". They dont want to nuke us because we are evil, its because we harbour the great evilness that is Fred.

the aliens reuse to contact us because the once flick on Youtube and saw fred. NOTE: They also saw 'Meet the Spartans', so this may also be the cause.

Fred will release a full length movie in 2012, this wil lbe the apococlypse.

It is a shame that such a thing(Its actually, classified in the same family as Sea Urchins) exists, but Fred can only be vanquished with holy water or a steak through the heart.

Spare yourselfs, and neevr watch him, and destroy your computer to be safe. If you have, better find a bridge to jump off.
I saw a guy watch to much Fred, his head just exploaded...
by FredIsTheEnd October 17, 2009
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Fred Durst

Fake, faggot ass douche bag. It's no wonder he's looked down upon by every decent person in the world.
fred durst, you named your band after limp biscuit you fuckin faggot. as if we don't know what that is. So just keep 'rollin, rollin, rollin' on that e and get that morning after pill when ur done because ur a fuckin girl
by jauntz January 31, 2009
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Fred the Pharmacist

Basically just someone who attends 6 years of schooling just to learn how to count things, specifically pills.
Fred the Pharmacist can count things better than anyone I know!
by Coldangelo November 16, 2015
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Freddy Mercury Poisoning

Kyle: Dam dude did you hear Ethan died of Freddy mercury poisoning?
Ben: No, I thought he just had HIV
by bigbirdisfaster April 10, 2019
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Freddy Fazebear

Epic monkey dancing who can do 360s off the roof! Faze funny guys!! smash like
guys look at Freddy Fazebear jump off the roof!!!!! kys!!!!
look at him pop off!!!!
by epic fart guy July 20, 2020
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Fredeman

A German last name that literally translates to a motherfuckin BADASS! His cock is long and skinny with a wide tip, and is very good for slamming a girl! Every girl wants this guy to mentally and physically slam her Cervix. He looks like a damn blonde haired Nazi Aushwitz Guard, but let me tell you he beats the girls insides just like a Jew!
Hey Bobby you know my boy Fredeman?
by Lil Freddi August 18, 2020
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freddy butcher

An underated creepypasta about a man who would eat his victims.
Person 1: Can i eat yo-
Person 2: The only man who can actually eat me is Freddy Butcher.
Person 1: Is he that hot?
Person 2: No literaly, he is a cannibal
by clearblood May 15, 2021
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