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Friend Tenure

Noun,

After having a friendship that has lasted for a long time the friends have a sort of tenure that allows them to say and do things that other people would not be able to, and also exempts them from most consequences.
Paul - "Hey Jeff, why did you let Jasmine say that about you?"
Jeff- "I know she was just kidding and I've known her my whole life; she has friend tenure."
by camarro88 December 26, 2008
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dick-friend

1. a cock blocking friend.

2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.

3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.

4. a friend with great sexual impulses.
Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.

Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB

Nate: he cock blocked me last night...

Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?

Tye: go f**k yourself.
by Psychotic Tye July 23, 2010
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Friend Snob

When someone moves to a different place, but refuses to make new friends because he/she feels that these new people are not good enough and could never compare to their old friends.
Mom: So have you made any new friends down at college?

Kid: No, these people are not nearly as cool as my old friends.

Mom: Wow, you are such a friend snob.
by ryantornado October 9, 2010
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shelf friend

When you become an option. You are not first pick of friends. When your friend starts dating someone and you are put up on a shelf until they have no other people to hang with.
I don't need you anymore, I'm dating somebody. So I'll put you up on the shelf until I have a need for you. You are my shelf friend.
by Pix_n_stones July 16, 2017
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a friend of Dorothy

Homosexual; a gay or queer man.
Gay historians say that the term came into popular use in the 1950's as gays and lesbians developed a special connection with Judy Garland, whose ballads of hope and despair and whose relentless spirit, and tragic history, mirrored their struggles in everyday life. She wasn't the first diva or drama queen, but certainly the one who resonated the most to a generation of gays and lesbians. Garland's most famous role -- as the ever-optimistic and wistful Dorothy in the 1939 classic "The Wizard of Oz" -- gave gays and lesbians a "secret" code word which they could use to refer to themselves. At cocktail parties or company gatherings where one could not be comfortably "out and proud," gays would inquire discreetly of each other, "Are you a 'Friend of Dorothy?'" The wink-wink admission of "I am, too!" would likely lead to fabulous and fast bonding in an age when gay bars were clandestine, and in some cases dangerous.
Today, the term is used mostly by Baby Boomers and an older generation of gays and lesbians; the gay members of MTV kids and Generations X and Y would probably not recognize the meaning of "FOD" unless they learned it from some older friends!
He's never been married, rumor has it he is "a friend of Dorothy"
by SteveinNY May 26, 2008
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asking for a friend

something you say when you ask someone something weird but don’t want it to seem like you’re actually asking it
person a: "if a human and a dog conceived, would the female get pregnant and give birth to a humandog? asking for a friend."
person b: wtf
by mouthrat December 28, 2021
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school friend

a friend that your only friends with at school and you don't hangout outside of school
mimi's my school friend shes too busy too hang out with me
by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007
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