Freedom

Being able to do whatever you want, whenever you want, to whoever you want.

Nothing says freedom like the right to pull out the constitution when things don't go your way - Anonymous

by Bongo Fin May 08, 2021

Freedom Moocher

n. Freedom Moochers are individuals or groups that reap all of the benefits of freedom while neither participating in the preservation of such freedom noir contributing anything of substance or relevant options towards the perpetuation of said freedom.

Mostly amoral or morally subjective creatures they either abhor American Patriots and Patriotism or participate actively in “plastic patriotism” also known as “faking the funk”.

A closely linked cousins to the shitbag, a freedom moocher will have never served communities or country, and rely completely on the actions of others for their provision.

Antonym: Freedom Feelers

Freedom Moochers hate the military.

Freedom Moochers hate law enforcement.

Freedom moochers hate the 4th of July.

Freedom moochers prostitute themselves hoping for perestroika

Just turn on the news and you’ll hear multiple freedom moochers tell you everything wrong with anything related to freedom.

by Fact Based Person March 12, 2021

Freedom Rings

Not wearing underwear to allow balls to ring (Applicable to males only)

Charle's does Freedom Rings? (YES)

by Asshole@9000 November 16, 2022

freedom on deck

A term used to describe a force that's waiting to right any wrongdoings

Tyranny is at bat, but we have Freedom on Deck

by ChetMarteen April 21, 2018

Freedom of religion

Freedom of religion is an arsenal of your own personal religious traits that can be used at any time by you and sometimes combos are available.

Did David just beat down Jon with. All his religions by himself? Using your freedom of religion is cool but don't abuse it.

by bushlight January 15, 2018

Top self freedom

Top self weed that sets you free

You try sone of that top self freedom? Had me flying high as a motherfucker

by Whipstick86 April 20, 2022

The Freedom Friends Podcast

A podcast hosted by 4 gender neutral vegans based in California. This podcast is family friendly and fully censored in case a swear word slips. Topics on this podcast include growing bean sprouts and tofu, dangers of smoking tobacco and drinking alcohol, defunding the police, support of kneeling during the national anthem, positives of behind vegan, CrossFit and telling everyone they do it, and their non support of the military. If you’re triggered by Trump and Fox News this podcast is recommended for you.

The way I like to start my day is drink my kale smoothies and listen to The Freedom Friends Podcast!

by Canadiankidff15 September 20, 2021