Fartswise

A way to describe someone farting particularly smartly.

Oh wow his Fartswise smells sooooooo good

by dilfco May 26, 2023

Fatscular

When you worked out really hard for a few years and got muscular, then gave up on life, got fatter, but still kept most of your muscle.

Q: I know I skipped the gym and ate my pain away insead, how do you think I look?
A: You're still big, but you look fatscular.

by DBVP August 27, 2023

fatsad

Sadness caused by one's weight.

He's fatsad right now.

by manoftheweirdwords July 17, 2024

Fartsitabed

When you have to fart but the fart does not come out

“I have to fart” Mira says. “Than fart” her friend tells her. “I can’t, I am fartsitabed”

by Coquette January 15, 2024

fartsitabed

it’s when a bb girl named amna farts

“amna is fartsitabed!”

by jahahah January 15, 2024

Farts as a form of intimacy

A loving exchange of flatulence amongst lovers or friends to show a bond or entice human connection. Often seen in the form or a dyke fart 💨 or an old fashioned Dutch Oven

Jody V often wakes Gary up early in the morning by covering his head in the blanket and flagellating close to his mouth. Gary shows affection toward Jody by performing a dyke fart 💨 with Jody after many formal events or when friends gather at their cliff side home. Hey Gary show Jody farts as a form of intimacy and give her a healthy dyke fart

by Badger girl 317 February 25, 2024

Farts as a form of intimacy

A hip new age way for couple to bond and connect on a deeper more spiritual level

Jenny has been buying nothing but kashi cereal from Trader Joe’s lately it gives her chronic flatulence….. well that just gives Josh a chance to sniff her rear and get to know her on a deeper level. Farts as a form of intimacy has saved many relationships according to Dr. Phil McGraw. Smelling your loved ones taint and or sphincter gland bonds and connects us spiritually and emotionally

by Badger girl 317 March 21, 2024